congalala 

An ape-like monster of the monster hunter series, known for its dangerous farts, belches and excrements. Congalala are Alpha-Conga who lead their pack of Congas in search of food (mostly mushrooms). They posses many attacks, in which they use their sharp claws and heavy body to kill enemies. Their signature moves are farting and a pseudo-breath attack with different effects, based on the mushrooms they eat (Poison, Paralyze, Fire and Blastblight).
A subspecies to Congalala ist the Emerald-Congala.

-Dude, get me some deodorant! That Congalala threw shit in my face!

-This guy's farts are explosive!

congalala by Dalamadingdong October 24, 2015

congratalamentations 

A bittersweet recognition offered to another person who has acheived something that deserves good will and praise but nonetheless fills you with a degree of sadness for the achievment's not being in line with your own selfish wants.

Congratalamentations on getting that girl i had a crush on's number.

congratalamentations by king kong NINJA October 13, 2006

Conglamacron 

An amalgamation of so many events or activities that you start slapping words together to express how truly busy a day is

Dude: Oh man my friend is having his birthday, wedding, concert and werewolf naming day tomorrow!
Dudes: That's a conglamacron of a day right there!

Conglamacron by Yekimander December 13, 2019