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Confagulations 

1. When two gay persons enter marriage and one wishes to sarcastically congratulate them

2. Sarcastic congratulation to anyone you dislike
1. Bob: "Scott and Ted finally tied the knot."
Tim: "Well, confagulations to them..."

2. Rick: "Hey guys, I just financed a new BMW!"
Walter: "Confagulations."
Confagulations by Ryan D. Ellis December 22, 2008

confoggled 

verb (used with object)

1. a mixture of the words "confused" and "boggled" meaning unclear and jumbled.
2. indicating a high level of disorder.
I doubt the intelligence of this person; their email is so confoggled.
confoggled by Jenla-lou August 6, 2012

confugled 

the condition of something being (recently) messed up
After fucktard over there edited the source code the compiled EXE was totally confugled.
confugled by Esotic November 15, 2006

confaffled 

A combination of the words "confused" and "baffled" to show extreme confusion or puzzlement, much like confuzzled
Eesh, that lesson left me so confaffled! >_<
confaffled by FG862K February 23, 2004

Confugled 

When you are confused about a certain subject or thing.
Dude I was so confugled on the English test yesterday .

conjagaloon 

fuck up, failure, good for nothing, retard, scoundrel, mess up, screw up, can't do anything right.
My friend Ed is such a conjagaloon he accidently killed my dog by having anal sex with it.
conjagaloon by Mr. German Boy February 23, 2009
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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