Confagale 

To fix or put back. To make better then before

Please confagalethe couch cushions

Confagale by CFC May 10, 2018

Confagulations 

1. When two gay persons enter marriage and one wishes to sarcastically congratulate them

2. Sarcastic congratulation to anyone you dislike

1. Bob: "Scott and Ted finally tied the knot."
Tim: "Well, confagulations to them..."

2. Rick: "Hey guys, I just financed a new BMW!"
Walter: "Confagulations."

Confagulations by Ryan D. Ellis December 22, 2008

confoggled 

verb (used with object)

1. a mixture of the words "confused" and "boggled" meaning unclear and jumbled.
2. indicating a high level of disorder.

I doubt the intelligence of this person; their email is so confoggled.

confoggled by Jenla-lou August 6, 2012

confugled 

the condition of something being (recently) messed up

After fucktard over there edited the source code the compiled EXE was totally confugled.

confugled by Esotic November 15, 2006

confaffled 

A combination of the words "confused" and "baffled" to show extreme confusion or puzzlement, much like confuzzled

Eesh, that lesson left me so confaffled! >_<

confaffled by FG862K February 23, 2004

Confugled 

When you are confused about a certain subject or thing.

Dude I was so confugled on the English test yesterday .

Confugled by Kevin hessenbrooke June 14, 2017

conjagaloon 

fuck up, failure, good for nothing, retard, scoundrel, mess up, screw up, can't do anything right.

My friend Ed is such a conjagaloon he accidently killed my dog by having anal sex with it.

conjagaloon by Mr. German Boy February 23, 2009