coneee

a ass who poops

Like my moms ass poops

coneee by Anonymous October 24, 2003

conkeed 

The dumbass version of concede. Well known as what FlightLReacts says when an opponent quits a game

“Yeah conkeed the game betch”

conkeed by shiftyshifty February 24, 2020

Conehead-sexual 

Conehead-sexual means that you like people with pointy heads, also meaning you don’t mind what gender they are as long as they have a pointy head.

Hey Lilli is conehead-sexual!!

Conehead-sexual by Hottiegal3256 April 20, 2019

Conneely

Locking yourself & your partner away in your bedroom for a weekends worth of horizontal jogging.

Cor, im knackered! Been on a Conneely all weekend...

Conneely by D_A_B June 25, 2008

congeekulations 

To express vicarious pleasure to a person on the occasion of success for an obviously nerdy activity.

Him: Dude, last night I got to level 40 on WoW.
Me: Cool. What's WoW?
Him: World of Warcraft. It's the best video game ever.
Me: Ah.
Him: When you get to level 40, you get to choose if you want to ride a horse or a large cat. I chose the cat.
Me: Congeekulations.

congeekulations by DrWatson February 4, 2007

Conbeer 

A council house face. Usually characterised by a pale complexion and unkempt hair.

"Man, she's been up all night, she looks a right Conbeer"

"I've just looked in the mirror and realised I look a proper Conbeer"

Conbeer by phil1974 December 14, 2006

Conceeded 

The way retards attempt to spell "conceited"

Orlando: You're so conceeded.
Natalie: Conceited.
Orlando: CONCEEDED
Natalie: It's spelled "Conceited" retard.

Conceeded by Monsterrawr June 7, 2010