Definitions by phil1974

Shit the bed 

A form of exclamation expressing annoyance or surprise.

To cry out suddenly in pleasure or pain.

"Shit the bed, we've been burgled!"

"Shit the bed, that feels good!"

"Shit the bed, I have a terrible hangover"

Shit the bed by Phil1974 December 20, 2006

Spillage Idiot 

A person who constantly knocks over drinks at a party.

A stupid person incapable of conducting themselves in a proper manner because they got so wasted. Very unpopular at parties and in bars.

"Dude, you've knocked my drink over again, you're a spillage idiot"

"Who invited the spillage idiot?!"

Spillage Idiot by Phil1974 December 20, 2006

britney 

When a lady forgets to wear knickers and proceeds to flash her (gash) to all and sundry.

Named after singer Britney Spears who forgot to put on her panties providing waiting paparazzi an eyefull of her (lady garden).

"I'm not going to wear panties tonight, I'm doing a britney"

"I think that woman is doing a britney, I've just caught sight of her (snatch)"

britney by phil1974 December 16, 2006

Conbeer 

A council house face. Usually characterised by a pale complexion and unkempt hair.

"Man, she's been up all night, she looks a right Conbeer"

"I've just looked in the mirror and realised I look a proper Conbeer"

Conbeer by phil1974 December 14, 2006