condomphobia 

When an erect penis suddenly loses its composure when faced with the daunting task of using a condom.

"Hey Sally, lets go without a condom. I have condomphobia.."

condomphobia by Lidious December 21, 2015

Condophobia

Afraid of condoms. And the condom challenge

"Make sure you use protection"

"I'm scared to..."

"Let's do the condom challenge"
"Hell no I'll die"

Condophobia - Afraid of Condoms

Condophobia by bunnyhop23 March 7, 2016

Condophobia

A dis-belief of condoms

“Will you use a condom?”
No I have condophobia

Condophobia by Dev6661 May 31, 2019

Condophobia

Afraid of becoming Matthew Condon

oh man I woke up and went to school and failed my maths test, I had Condophobia all day.

Condophobia by Matt Condon April 27, 2020

Condophobia

Someone who has a fear of condiments. Looking at them, touching them, and eating them. Refuses to be near them and gets scared by them easily.

"Kaley has a condophobia of ketchup"

Condophobia by Artemisthea1 January 23, 2025

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022