ConDem
A name for a hypothetical coalition between the Conservative Party and the Liberal Democrats in UK politics. If it were to become reality, the UK can be said to have been ConDemmed.
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Keyboard Condom
A silicone protector that prevents crumbs from getting into the keyboard. Normally it is removable and washable.
Keyboard Condom by Always uses a keyboard December 20, 2012
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COVID CONDOM by Senor Dank Nugs January 20, 2021
Screen condom
People who keep a plastic screen sheath on their smartphone for protection despite the fact that it reduces the quality of their visual pleasure.
I can't understand people who use screen condoms, they never get to fully enjoy their screens. Even without protection, by the time the glass would be so unclear you'd most likely would be getting a new phone anyway...
Screen condom by flockit March 6, 2015
glue condom
Friend 1: Ach, the bloody glue won't come out!
Friend 2: Did you take the glue condom off the cap?
Friend 1: (peels glue condom off) Genius!
Friend 2: Did you take the glue condom off the cap?
Friend 1: (peels glue condom off) Genius!
glue condom by Lick the Toes Dawg May 7, 2009
Gravy Flavored Condom
I found this extra small gravy flavored condom wrapper outside, I think an evil Turkey raped someone tonight.
You: "I want to have sex on Thanksgiving and want to make it memorable for my lover, where can I find a gravy flavored condom?"
Friend: "You will have to find the evil Turkey and borrow one."
You: "I want to have sex on Thanksgiving and want to make it memorable for my lover, where can I find a gravy flavored condom?"
Friend: "You will have to find the evil Turkey and borrow one."
Gravy Flavored Condom by The Turkie August 15, 2011
Condom
What broke last night.