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Where all of the puerto ricans go to meet up with their friends. Kinda a bs city but its the best we got. Also called condi by us who live en puerto rico. People come skate here at ventana ad basically just get high.

Ay que fucking cool estas en condi. Me and my friends went to condado to go skate.

condado by thicbean February 26, 2021

Words you can keep

Condaddy

A person named samantha . And BOII SHE LIT ASFF!!

(We walk into Art Class) Ori: CONDADDY IN THE HOUSE!!!!!!!!
Me:BOII YOU KNOW IT!!!!!!

Condaddy by CONDADDY 💕 October 28, 2017

Related Words

condado • condaddy • condad • candado • candado chino • conados • Condadulations • condalongonadoolidio • Condamor • conrado

conrado

Every one thinks he is a genious and everyone loves him. He loves to do stuff outside and be active. In the future he will grow up to be millionare and be a big hit. If you know a conrado then wait until the money rolls in.

Man i wish i knew a conrado i need some money.

conrado by iouryhtgfdsyjhhgvjhavsjhgvshvs May 9, 2018

Condaddy

Someone who is completely worthless in life. A condaddy is someone who fails at everything they do and can complete nothing in a single day. You skip classes and sit in a lazy boy all day saying you have done something productive that day when you really know you haven't done a damn thing. If you know a Condaddy then you realize the kid is completely worthless.

Hey man are you gonna go to class today?....No I'm gonna sit and watch tv....Damn kid you keep this up and your gonna end up being a condaddy!

Hey are you gonna quit drinking everyday and do something productive or are you gonna keep acting like a Condaddy!!

Condaddy by thelegend9109 November 15, 2011

candado chino

When a man has anal sex with himself he forms a Candado Chino, in spanish a chinese lock.

Logisticaly it is not easy to accomplish, common belief is that the flaccid penis is tucked between the legs and fed into the anus then stimulated into an erection.

- Mate that dude did the Candado Chino.

- What? You mean he fucked his own arse? Gnarly...

candado chino by Mack P Silk October 2, 2007

condaddy

someone makes grandeur plans of drunken shennanigans with all of your friends only to bail last minute; usually accompanied by many excuses of erroneous responsibilities

Dude, you swore you would actually come out with us this time! Don't be such a condaddy!

condaddy by loyial parnassus April 23, 2010

condad

Conrad newman

Conrad is condad

condad by Condad September 19, 2017

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026