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Condaddy 

A person named samantha . And BOII SHE LIT ASFF!!
(We walk into Art Class) Ori: CONDADDY IN THE HOUSE!!!!!!!!
Me:BOII YOU KNOW IT!!!!!!
Condaddy by CONDADDY 💕 October 28, 2017
Every one thinks he is a genious and everyone loves him. He loves to do stuff outside and be active. In the future he will grow up to be millionare and be a big hit. If you know a conrado then wait until the money rolls in.
Man i wish i knew a conrado i need some money.

Condaddy 

Someone who is completely worthless in life. A condaddy is someone who fails at everything they do and can complete nothing in a single day. You skip classes and sit in a lazy boy all day saying you have done something productive that day when you really know you haven't done a damn thing. If you know a Condaddy then you realize the kid is completely worthless.
Hey man are you gonna go to class today?....No I'm gonna sit and watch tv....Damn kid you keep this up and your gonna end up being a condaddy!

Hey are you gonna quit drinking everyday and do something productive or are you gonna keep acting like a Condaddy!!
Condaddy by thelegend9109 November 15, 2011

candado chino

When a man has anal sex with himself he forms a Candado Chino, in spanish a chinese lock.

Logisticaly it is not easy to accomplish, common belief is that the flaccid penis is tucked between the legs and fed into the anus then stimulated into an erection.
- Mate that dude did the Candado Chino.

- What? You mean he fucked his own arse? Gnarly...
candado chino by Mack P Silk October 2, 2007

condaddy 

someone makes grandeur plans of drunken shennanigans with all of your friends only to bail last minute; usually accompanied by many excuses of erroneous responsibilities
Dude, you swore you would actually come out with us this time! Don't be such a condaddy!
condaddy by loyial parnassus April 23, 2010
Conrad is condad
condad by Condad September 19, 2017