Dave was working on the Honda’s brakes when he sneezed and dropped the airgun, It fell to the ground, landing on the compressor hose-severing it. The hose then thrashed around like a scalded snake, tossing tools and beating the defenseless modern vehicle like an ancient battering
ram until it finally succumbed to its wounds and fell off of the lift, knocking over a manager in its decent. That manager happened to be carrying the answer to the three body problem, Pamela
Anderson’s virginity, and the location of Jimmy Hoffa in a Manila envelope which was unfortunately incinerated in the subsequent
blaze from the
gas spillage.
That was an unfortunate CONDOSIS