neighborhood in new city, ny. it (along with the new city gardens, downtown, etc.) is one of the few neighborhoods in new city that isn't filled with jappy rich spoiled brats living in huge mansions. in fact, the new city condos consists of mainly small-sized 3 level townhouses. It is also very diverse in races and ethnicities. It has alot of russians, blacks, and italians and is a lower-middle class neighborhood that lacks spoiled brats. it is also walking distance from all the shops and cool places to chill in new city unlike the rich side where you have to drive to get to town.

kid 1: I'm going to friends house in new city today.
kid 2: So you're going to a rich, stuck-up person's house
kid 1: no, he lives in the new city condos.

New City Condos by rocklandrules845 August 17, 2009

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Condoschmerz

Literally "condo pain" or "condo weariness," the deep sorrow and psychological pain one feels as one's city becomes destroyed by rapid, ubiquitous luxury condo development. Often results in disorientation.

I got lost in such a fog of condoschmerz while walking through the overdeveloped streets of the gentrified Lower East Side, I couldn't find my way home.

Condoschmerz by Jeremiah Moss November 12, 2007

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Condosis

A series of events occurring either simultaneously or consecutively that lead to a complete and utter shit show. This is considered a CONDOSIS

Dave was working on the Honda’s brakes when he sneezed and dropped the airgun, It fell to the ground, landing on the compressor hose-severing it. The hose then thrashed around like a scalded snake, tossing tools and beating the defenseless modern vehicle like an ancient battering ram until it finally succumbed to its wounds and fell off of the lift, knocking over a manager in its decent. That manager happened to be carrying the answer to the three body problem, Pamela Anderson’s virginity, and the location of Jimmy Hoffa in a Manila envelope which was unfortunately incinerated in the subsequent blaze from the gas spillage.

That was an unfortunate CONDOSIS

Condosis by Shitshowislife October 29, 2019

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