concasm

A type of joke made when a figurative statement is purposely misinterpreted and responded to as though it were litteral.

I made a concasm when Jane said "the climax of the show was the icing on the cake" and I replied "actually, I don't think baked goods were ever involved!"

by galactickiss December 8, 2021

Congasm

Male equivalent of pretending to orgasm or “faking it” — especially in a virtual environment.

CONGASMS occur after 20 minutes of failed attempts to jerk off your petite pornstar cock to an (often drunk, trans or fat) egirl you sexpested for half a day. Usually a congasm is preformed in order to spare your very satisfied partner from feelings of insecurity or suspicion.

This method can be a useful way to dispel rumours that you are actually a homosexual male living in New Zealand.

Named after famous kiwi troll and legendary discord playboy CONGASM who claims to have faked 90% of the hundreds of esex encounters they’ve had.

Person named Samir: “Did you just have esex with that tranny Laith?”

Person named Laith: “Don’t worry, I totally had to congasm after I realized they weren’t another man. I’ll die a virgin bro. Shiiiiet.”

by Esqsendtoes October 18, 2022

concast

An insult towards comcast, used to describe their poor service.

You guys have comcast?

MORE LIKE CONCAST. HAHAHA

by sunsnail July 6, 2007

i'm not white, i'm concasion

and then my friend said "i thought you were gay"

i'm not white, i'm concasion.

by a crackhead theatre kid February 8, 2020

concastic

A women that is put together mentally and physically spiritually.

I am in love with this women she's concastic! Only one word that can describe her.

by MrBurns November 9, 2005

comcasm

An intense orgasm caused by the removal of Comcast service and going with another company that doesn't suck ass.

Dude, when I returned my Comcast cable box today I totally had a comcasm.

by jrholmes October 14, 2011

Congasm

A sexual deviant who exists in the only discord server that matters, God Gang. If you are a female, or might possibly be a female, expect a message from Congasm.

"God, Congasm won't stop dming me and asking to see my feet!"

by Zeraph December 30, 2021