An intense, lengthy period of incompetence. Stemming from Comcast Cable Corp.'s awesome ability to blow balls and have 15-20% downtime. Comcast offers a shitty service that works at it's advertised speed around 30-40% of the time, despite their recent price increases. Fuck Comcast.
by comcastblows April 23, 2007
An intense orgasm caused by the removal of Comcast service and going with another company that doesn't suck ass.
by jrholmes October 14, 2011