conbad
A person named Conrad whose a bad daddy and who's been so naughty and nasty that you just gotta gush him.
conbad by condaddy_xoxo February 10, 2017
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Robert Conrad
Actor, born 1 March 1935, as Conrad Robert Falk.
Famed for having the sexiest butt ever on film.
Best know for his role as James West in the 1965-1969 TV series The Wild Wild West, in which he played a "James Bond on horseback" character.
Conrad is a gay icon due to the James West character's costume of extraordinarily tight matador-style pant and bollero jacket, cut high on the waste to fully reveal the fine, tightly clad ass.
In most episodes Conrad's shirt inevitably came off, and there were often scenes involving the half-naked hunk being bound and gagged, or he himself dishing out punishment to the bad guys.
The show ran four seasons but become un-PC due to excessive violence. Nevertheless, many a gay boy of the time, or who has seen re-runs or the DVD, has credited lust for Conrad as his first indication that he was gay.
The shows producer, Michael Garrison, was gay, and although at the time the homoeroticism may have seemed subliminal, in today's less naive world it is blatantly obvious.
Father of eight Conrad is not known to have been gay, but was well aware of the effect of the tight pants.
He is quoted as saying "That character was light years away from me. I'm not debonair. I'm not suave. I did wear tight pants, though, because I found out it worked...we merchanised conditioning and sex. It's so much sexier to be subtle, to maybe have tight pants and take your shirt off.
Famed for having the sexiest butt ever on film.
Best know for his role as James West in the 1965-1969 TV series The Wild Wild West, in which he played a "James Bond on horseback" character.
Conrad is a gay icon due to the James West character's costume of extraordinarily tight matador-style pant and bollero jacket, cut high on the waste to fully reveal the fine, tightly clad ass.
In most episodes Conrad's shirt inevitably came off, and there were often scenes involving the half-naked hunk being bound and gagged, or he himself dishing out punishment to the bad guys.
The show ran four seasons but become un-PC due to excessive violence. Nevertheless, many a gay boy of the time, or who has seen re-runs or the DVD, has credited lust for Conrad as his first indication that he was gay.
The shows producer, Michael Garrison, was gay, and although at the time the homoeroticism may have seemed subliminal, in today's less naive world it is blatantly obvious.
Father of eight Conrad is not known to have been gay, but was well aware of the effect of the tight pants.
He is quoted as saying "That character was light years away from me. I'm not debonair. I'm not suave. I did wear tight pants, though, because I found out it worked...we merchanised conditioning and sex. It's so much sexier to be subtle, to maybe have tight pants and take your shirt off.
Robert Conrad by Wrong-side-of-the-tracks August 16, 2008
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Contadulate
Contadulate by Contadulater February 15, 2018
contadine
is a word that isn't as raunchy as it sounds. It means an Italian peasant girl, but will probably never again come up in civilized conversation unless you are in the opperetta, The Gondoleirs.
Pronounced: con tuh deen ay
Pronounced: con tuh deen ay
contadine by nonyo Binness March 14, 2008
conady
The act of shoving a piece of candy, i.e., Laffy Taffy, Tootsie Roll, Jolly Rancher, Starburst, etc., up a woman's butthole when you are giving it to her from behind, usually right as you are cumming.
I was hitting her from behind and I conadied her with a Laffy Taffy!
Man, that girl I took home from the bar last night, I totally gave her the conady!
Man, that girl I took home from the bar last night, I totally gave her the conady!
Jimmy Conrad
The sexiest and greatest american soocer player of all time. Not to mention the greatest center back in the history of the game.
The only trait that exceeds his talent is his beauty and world class humor and personality.
He currently graces the Kansas City Wizards of Major League Soccer with his multifascited being as their tall and strong standing captain.
He is also a media personality often as the strong integral voice of the Wizards and Major League Soccer alike. He leads with the roar of a lion and the grace of a god.
The only trait that exceeds his talent is his beauty and world class humor and personality.
He currently graces the Kansas City Wizards of Major League Soccer with his multifascited being as their tall and strong standing captain.
He is also a media personality often as the strong integral voice of the Wizards and Major League Soccer alike. He leads with the roar of a lion and the grace of a god.
Example 1.
Idiot: "If Jimmy Conrad is so good then why isn't he captaining Man U or Barcelona or one of the great teams?"
JC Fan: "Because he's too good. They couldn't handle his sexy manliness or god-like skill."
Example 2.
Wizards girl 1: "Im gonna have Jimmy sign a soccer ball for my nephew."
Wizards girl 2: "Oh yeah?! Well Im gonna have jimmy sign my boobs. Then
im gonna tattoo it on. I can't wait! I've never been touched by a real man before."
Idiot: "If Jimmy Conrad is so good then why isn't he captaining Man U or Barcelona or one of the great teams?"
JC Fan: "Because he's too good. They couldn't handle his sexy manliness or god-like skill."
Example 2.
Wizards girl 1: "Im gonna have Jimmy sign a soccer ball for my nephew."
Wizards girl 2: "Oh yeah?! Well Im gonna have jimmy sign my boobs. Then
im gonna tattoo it on. I can't wait! I've never been touched by a real man before."
Jimmy Conrad by frankBRILLIANT! January 31, 2009
The Conrad
This is a when you used a socked foot to rub your girlfriends labia while sitting in a public place.
The Conrad can be used while attending a class with your girlfriend sitting across you, you slide your foot between her legs and begin rubbing her vaginal area.
"She wanted me soo bad during class, I had to pull the Conrad just to keep her happy"
"She wanted me soo bad during class, I had to pull the Conrad just to keep her happy"
The Conrad by p2brams May 13, 2010
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