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A series of events occurring either simultaneously or consecutively that lead to a complete and utter shit show. This is considered a CONDOSIS
Dave was working on the Honda’s brakes when he sneezed and dropped the airgun, It fell to the ground, landing on the compressor hose-severing it. The hose then thrashed around like a scalded snake, tossing tools and beating the defenseless modern vehicle like an ancient battering ram until it finally succumbed to its wounds and fell off of the lift, knocking over a manager in its decent. That manager happened to be carrying the answer to the three body problem, Pamela Anderson’s virginity, and the location of Jimmy Hoffa in a Manila envelope which was unfortunately incinerated in the subsequent blaze from the gas spillage.

That was an unfortunate CONDOSIS
Condosis by Shitshowislife October 29, 2019
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To use a condom during sex
Be wise- condomise!
condomise by redhotchillipepper November 1, 2011

pneumonoultramicropscopicsilicovolcano coniosis 

A word that's so long that I had to make a space within it so the example for this definition would be accepted. What's more, it's the longest word in the English language. Basically, pneumonoultramicropscopicsilicovolcano coniosis a lung disease caused by breathing in particles of siliceous volcanic dust. Invented by some guy who had too much time on his hands and wanted to make history by creating the longest word ever.
Doctor: Sir, I am afraid you have come down with a severe case of pneumonoultramicropscopicsilicovolcano coniosis due to exposure to volcanic dust.

Patient: WTF!?!?!?!?

Me: I feel your pain, dude...I feel your pain.

Condonisa 

A lady friend (with benefits) Close girl-friend usually a spanish lady with a large rear end (double wide back side.)
Ooo lala look at that condonisa!
Condonisa by Starfishy101 January 23, 2011

condomism/condomist 

When someone has a grudge against using condoms whilst having sex.
"Don't be sucha condomist..."
"i believe in condomism"
condomism/condomist by xXx May 13, 2005

condomism 

The ones belief to commit adultery, safely by using latex wrapped around thy knob penis.
Person 1: Do you have a firm belief in condomism?

Person 2: Yes I do believe in condomism, i think that is the efficient way to commit adultery.
condomism by Efan.35 May 17, 2018
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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