Condosis

A series of events occurring either simultaneously or consecutively that lead to a complete and utter shit show. This is considered a CONDOSIS

Dave was working on the Honda’s brakes when he sneezed and dropped the airgun, It fell to the ground, landing on the compressor hose-severing it. The hose then thrashed around like a scalded snake, tossing tools and beating the defenseless modern vehicle like an ancient battering ram until it finally succumbed to its wounds and fell off of the lift, knocking over a manager in its decent. That manager happened to be carrying the answer to the three body problem, Pamela Anderson’s virginity, and the location of Jimmy Hoffa in a Manila envelope which was unfortunately incinerated in the subsequent blaze from the gas spillage.

That was an unfortunate CONDOSIS

Condosis by Shitshowislife October 29, 2019

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condomise

To use a condom during sex

Be wise- condomise!

condomise by redhotchillipepper November 1, 2011

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pneumonoultramicropscopicsilicovolcano coniosis

A word that's so long that I had to make a space within it so the example for this definition would be accepted. What's more, it's the longest word in the English language. Basically, pneumonoultramicropscopicsilicovolcano coniosis a lung disease caused by breathing in particles of siliceous volcanic dust. Invented by some guy who had too much time on his hands and wanted to make history by creating the longest word ever.

Doctor: Sir, I am afraid you have come down with a severe case of pneumonoultramicropscopicsilicovolcano coniosis due to exposure to volcanic dust.

Patient: WTF!?!?!?!?

Me: I feel your pain, dude...I feel your pain.

pneumonoultramicropscopicsilicovolcano coniosis by lollylollylollyPOP!!! July 15, 2007