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con autist 

A person who publicly identifies as autistic, especially on social media, because it is trendy to wear an identity crisis like a badge of honor. Con autists typically suffer from hypochondria and conceal ulterior motives.
Spike: Have you noticed all these Instagram influencers talking about being autistic nowadays? There are ADHD and even schizophrenia influencers, too. Whose bright idea was it to market personality types as legitimate mental illnesses?
Jet: Yeah, you know the pharmaceutical industry makes a fortune daily by convincing people that they're crazy. Classic con artists.
Spike: More like con autists...
Jet: It's a sign of the times!
con autist by Aethertigris March 25, 2023
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Con artist 

A person who cheats or tricks others by persuading them to believe something that is not true. Aka Florence Noel
Yo! Have you ever met that con artist bitch, Flo Noel?

Con artist 

Con artist: paints a different picture of himself to fit current audience. Superb story teller. Like a professional fisherman can real them in hook, line and sinker. The bigger the fish the bigger the hook and the better the bait. Can con his current catch out of damn near anything. Even their soul, can drag them to the depths of hell all with a smile on their face. That face is the face of evil.
Lee is a great entertainer, fabulous musican that is a great showman. He can reel you in and sell you a counterfeit 2 dollar bill cause he is a great con artist.
Con artist by sthrngrc December 29, 2018

Con-artist 

or con artist

one who makes money by fraud
Appearently, a con artist was targeting newlyweds.
Con-artist by Light Joker June 11, 2005

con artist 

Most Democrats and Republicans on Capital Hill are con artist joined at the hip, making secret deals behind closed doors in order to subjugate "We the People" while enriching themselves in the process.
con artist by Ben A Marine August 5, 2008

social con-artist

A social confidence-artist is someone who exploits characteristics of the human psyche such as the need for acceptance, and the unconditional: fear of anger, fear of intellectual challenges, respect for outward self-control, respect for outward un-selfconsciousness, worship of charisma, and desire for popularity. They pretend it is noble to tell people what they want to hear, when it is in fact merely expediently politic.
Melissa was sure to tell you what you wanted to hear as opposed to telling you the truth of how she felt. In this way she fraudulently obtained your confidence and was an accomplished social con-artist.
social con-artist by wcl December 3, 2013

neo-con-artist

a person who belongs to the ultra-right.
after lying to get into power, the republicans waged an illegal war which made the neo-con-artist happy!
neo-con-artist by Paul J Parkinson November 1, 2006
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Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 2:......
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