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con autist 

A person who publicly identifies as autistic, especially on social media, because it is trendy to wear an identity crisis like a badge of honor. Con autists typically suffer from hypochondria and conceal ulterior motives.
Spike: Have you noticed all these Instagram influencers talking about being autistic nowadays? There are ADHD and even schizophrenia influencers, too. Whose bright idea was it to market personality types as legitimate mental illnesses?
Jet: Yeah, you know the pharmaceutical industry makes a fortune daily by convincing people that they're crazy. Classic con artists.
Spike: More like con autists...
Jet: It's a sign of the times!
con autist by Aethertigris March 25, 2023
Words you can keep

Con artist 

A person who cheats or tricks others by persuading them to believe something that is not true. Aka Florence Noel
Yo! Have you ever met that con artist bitch, Flo Noel?

Con artist 

Con artist: paints a different picture of himself to fit current audience. Superb story teller. Like a professional fisherman can real them in hook, line and sinker. The bigger the fish the bigger the hook and the better the bait. Can con his current catch out of damn near anything. Even their soul, can drag them to the depths of hell all with a smile on their face. That face is the face of evil.
Lee is a great entertainer, fabulous musican that is a great showman. He can reel you in and sell you a counterfeit 2 dollar bill cause he is a great con artist.
Con artist by sthrngrc December 29, 2018

Con-artist 

or con artist

one who makes money by fraud
Appearently, a con artist was targeting newlyweds.
Con-artist by Light Joker June 11, 2005

con artist 

Most Democrats and Republicans on Capital Hill are con artist joined at the hip, making secret deals behind closed doors in order to subjugate "We the People" while enriching themselves in the process.
con artist by Ben A Marine August 5, 2008

social con-artist

A social confidence-artist is someone who exploits characteristics of the human psyche such as the need for acceptance, and the unconditional: fear of anger, fear of intellectual challenges, respect for outward self-control, respect for outward un-selfconsciousness, worship of charisma, and desire for popularity. They pretend it is noble to tell people what they want to hear, when it is in fact merely expediently politic.
Melissa was sure to tell you what you wanted to hear as opposed to telling you the truth of how she felt. In this way she fraudulently obtained your confidence and was an accomplished social con-artist.
social con-artist by wcl December 3, 2013

neo-con-artist

a person who belongs to the ultra-right.
after lying to get into power, the republicans waged an illegal war which made the neo-con-artist happy!
neo-con-artist by Paul J Parkinson November 1, 2006
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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