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Con-artist 

or con artist

one who makes money by fraud
Appearently, a con artist was targeting newlyweds.
Con-artist by Light Joker June 11, 2005
Words you can keep

Con-artist 

One who can persuade a bar-slut out of her skivvies, but doesn't spend a nickel in the process. He just gives a good line or two and sheds a few tears. Whatever it takes to pound this worthless bag of meat, this man will do, except dig in his precious pockets.
Con-artist: Hey, I'm sorry I forgot my wallet tonight. Thanks for picking up my tab.
Bar-Slut: That's OK, I dont mind. I just feel bad about your poodle getting hit by that car.
Con-artist: Can I fuck you in the ass?
Bar-slut: Well, I never did that before.
Con-artist: It's not that bad. After both of my parents were killed while raising money for "Make a Wish", I got sent to an orphanage. There is where I got broken in. It's really not that bad....I promise.
Bar-Slut: Well, OK. If you say so!!!
Con-artist by w.yokum May 13, 2005

Con-artist 

{kon-ahr-tist}

noun, Informal.

1. a special breed of talentless artists who are adept only at performance art rather than painting, drawing, sculpting, singing, playing musical instruments, composing music, textiles and costuming, etc.... You know. Legitimately making works of genuine art.

2. a person adept at swindling thousands (if not millions) of dollars from the academic and art worlds via self-marketing and bullshitting their potential wealthy (and culturally gullible) art patrons.

3. See also media whore.
Abramović's set up a temporary site installation of her pissing on a golden toilet reading the New York Post for 7 hours a day and getting paid in the six figures by the Koch Brothers? That bit of performance art is crap. Con-artists like here are the worst.
Con-artist by Tsarstepan June 29, 2016

Con artist 

A person who cheats or tricks others by persuading them to believe something that is not true. Aka Florence Noel
Yo! Have you ever met that con artist bitch, Flo Noel?

Con artist 

Con artist: paints a different picture of himself to fit current audience. Superb story teller. Like a professional fisherman can real them in hook, line and sinker. The bigger the fish the bigger the hook and the better the bait. Can con his current catch out of damn near anything. Even their soul, can drag them to the depths of hell all with a smile on their face. That face is the face of evil.
Lee is a great entertainer, fabulous musican that is a great showman. He can reel you in and sell you a counterfeit 2 dollar bill cause he is a great con artist.
Con artist by sthrngrc December 29, 2018

con artist 

Most Democrats and Republicans on Capital Hill are con artist joined at the hip, making secret deals behind closed doors in order to subjugate "We the People" while enriching themselves in the process.
con artist by Ben A Marine August 5, 2008

Con artist 

Mothers that go to Vegas and tell their daughters they’re in the hospital
I’m in the hospital I can’t talk bye lol CON ARTIST
Con artist by your girllll October 25, 2018
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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