comtai 

It is a coomer but he watch hentai instead.

Look at that comtai

comtai by Intothesmoke October 27, 2020

Containment Board 

A place to put threads for irritating users while still respecting their freedom to have discussions, it could be a clubhouse or a quarantine.

q: Do you want to talk about Trump?
a: No, go back to your Containment Board!

Containment Board by Supellex_ November 7, 2017

flexible container of Massengill 

A polite way of saying the word, "douchebag"; it can be used in typed text or spoken.

Linda is such a flexible container of Massengill that it ain't even funny!!!
She did the most unfeminine thing in the world and plugged up all of the shitbowls at the rest stop with paper towels!

flexible container of Massengill by Telephony May 4, 2013

untruthful flexible container of feces 

A polite way of saying the phrase, "lying sack of shit"; it can be used in typed text or spoken.

You claim that Linda stuffs Scottowels down the can?!?
Why Josh, you untruthful flexible container of feces!!!

untruthful flexible container of feces by Telephony May 4, 2013

Comtard 

Anyone outside a Communist country who supports communism or thinks they're a communist, usually an American Liberal.

Stewart is a Comtard. He said that we would be better off with a centralized government where the workers control the means of production.

Comtard by ToadSlanger December 3, 2021

contained randomness

1.an organized cult of enlightened individuals who have mastered the art of containing even the most extreme influences of humour without showing the slightest sign of and expression

2.performing acts of randomness that is difficult to notice as it is performed very quickly, and is undetectable as the person(s), contain there laughter, no matter how extreme the humour

"damn rorz, you are the jedi of contained randomness, how do you do it?"

contained randomness by Rorz n Wilde December 2, 2004

Jizzterine Coctail 

The act of mixing horse semen and listerine mouth wash together and giving it to a family member as a gift.

Dude i think my dick of a brother gave me a jizzterine coctail.

Jizzterine Coctail by The Steve Machine April 10, 2010