comtai
Look at that comtai
comtai by Intothesmoke October 27, 2020
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Containment Board
A place to put threads for irritating users while still respecting their freedom to have discussions, it could be a clubhouse or a quarantine.
Containment Board by Supellex_ November 7, 2017
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comtai • container • cumtainer • compai • contained • Container Ass • containment • cotai • coctail weiner • comail
flexible container of Massengill
Linda is such a flexible container of Massengill that it ain't even funny!!!
She did the most unfeminine thing in the world and plugged up all of the shitbowls at the rest stop with paper towels!
She did the most unfeminine thing in the world and plugged up all of the shitbowls at the rest stop with paper towels!
flexible container of Massengill by Telephony May 4, 2013
untruthful flexible container of feces
You claim that Linda stuffs Scottowels down the can?!?
Why Josh, you untruthful flexible container of feces!!!
Why Josh, you untruthful flexible container of feces!!!
untruthful flexible container of feces by Telephony May 4, 2013
Comtard
Anyone outside a Communist country who supports communism or thinks they're a communist, usually an American Liberal.
Stewart is a Comtard. He said that we would be better off with a centralized government where the workers control the means of production.
Comtard by ToadSlanger December 3, 2021
contained randomness
1.an organized cult of enlightened individuals who have mastered the art of containing even the most extreme influences of humour without showing the slightest sign of and expression
2.performing acts of randomness that is difficult to notice as it is performed very quickly, and is undetectable as the person(s), contain there laughter, no matter how extreme the humour
2.performing acts of randomness that is difficult to notice as it is performed very quickly, and is undetectable as the person(s), contain there laughter, no matter how extreme the humour
contained randomness by Rorz n Wilde December 2, 2004
Jizzterine Coctail
The act of mixing horse semen and listerine mouth wash together and giving it to a family member as a gift.
Jizzterine Coctail by The Steve Machine April 10, 2010
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
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