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a shit, or a nut. Something that you see, smell, or name.
Bob: "Damn, when I went to the bathroom, it smelt like comquat."
erik: "shit man!"
comquat by Wicked x World November 15, 2007
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fuck-a-cumquat 

An exclamation of frustration akin to "Fuck me!", the repeated "hard-C" sounds balanced in the middle of the phrase creates a syllabic elegance worthy of The Bible, Shakespeare, and JKR Rowlkien.
Girl: that's not my gummy hole!
Boy: O fuck-a-cumquat! This'll do.
fuck-a-cumquat by lolicuntissime August 25, 2009

Cumquatting 

Another word for the term "Tea bagging" used while referring to your testicles as cumquats.
"Last night was fun. They took pictures of me cumquatting that chic at the party last night."
Cumquatting by Evamo December 3, 2011

Jewish Cumquat 

A sexual position in which four guys cum on a jewish girls face simultaneously
DUDE, last night Dillon, Nick, Cameron, and Brayden totally gave Dina a Jewish Cumquat last night! It was fuckin' awesome! A night she'll never forget!
Jewish Cumquat by Cammonk225 January 9, 2010
the name for the rag left under your bed that u spunked it
mum: johny why have you left your Cumquatus under your be you dirty little pleb
cumquatus by willlyweston March 19, 2021

Cumquatch 

When a man cums on a woman's face, then proceeds to smear her hair into her cum-covered face. Making her look like a Sasquatch covered with cum.
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Cumquatch by MaxDoll88 February 13, 2014
a very dingy women who will ask stupid questions like "why am i so stupid" an "if you fuck me in the ass will i get pregnant"
"dude your girl is such a cumquat"
cumquat by half breed August 23, 2005
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
Word of the Day on August 20, 2026
A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
Word of the Day on August 19, 2026
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