comquat 

a shit, or a nut. Something that you see, smell, or name.

Bob: "Damn, when I went to the bathroom, it smelt like comquat."
erik: "shit man!"

comquat by Wicked x World November 15, 2007

fuck-a-cumquat 

An exclamation of frustration akin to "Fuck me!", the repeated "hard-C" sounds balanced in the middle of the phrase creates a syllabic elegance worthy of The Bible, Shakespeare, and JKR Rowlkien.

Girl: that's not my gummy hole!
Boy: O fuck-a-cumquat! This'll do.

fuck-a-cumquat by lolicuntissime August 25, 2009

Cumquatting 

Another word for the term "Tea bagging" used while referring to your testicles as cumquats.

"Last night was fun. They took pictures of me cumquatting that chic at the party last night."

Cumquatting by Evamo December 3, 2011

Jewish Cumquat 

A sexual position in which four guys cum on a jewish girls face simultaneously

DUDE, last night Dillon, Nick, Cameron, and Brayden totally gave Dina a Jewish Cumquat last night! It was fuckin' awesome! A night she'll never forget!

Jewish Cumquat by Cammonk225 January 9, 2010

cumquatus

the name for the rag left under your bed that u spunked it

mum: johny why have you left your Cumquatus under your be you dirty little pleb

cumquatus by willlyweston March 19, 2021

Cumquatch 

When a man cums on a woman's face, then proceeds to smear her hair into her cum-covered face. Making her look like a Sasquatch covered with cum.

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Cumquatch by MaxDoll88 February 13, 2014

cumquat

a very dingy women who will ask stupid questions like "why am i so stupid" an "if you fuck me in the ass will i get pregnant"

"dude your girl is such a cumquat"

cumquat by half breed August 23, 2005