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computer-nerd 

often refering to some guy that MIGHT wear glasses but usual is HOT AND SEXY (like me)
computer-nerd by Jon February 11, 2003

computer-nerd 

the statistics show most computer "nerds" are antisocial teenage males.
but i'm a girl and i'm not antisocial.
computer nerds are people that like computers FAR too much and spend most of their waking hours on it. they also know a lot that normal users dont
omg i just found a watch that has a usb cord stuck inside of it and it holds stuff!
computer-nerd by heidi February 3, 2004

Computer Nerd 

Somebody who knows more than the speaker about computers, who by implication has no social skills although this bares no relation to the likelihood of the term being used. Not to be confused with players of online role playing games, who are more accurately known as twats, most computer nerds are male and work in a different company department from the speaker.
"I would ask the computer nerds downstairs but they say really complicated things that make me feel stupid," said the stupid person
Computer Nerd by Frog Jacuzzi July 14, 2009

computer nerd 

someone, around 18-50, who knows what this means:
std::cout << "only l33t hax0r computer nerds will get this";
computer nerd by some hackerman January 26, 2019

computer nerd 

The people who live on programs such as XBConnect, that have nothing in real life, so they turn to video games. Usually call themselves 1337, and use words like n00b, noob, and pwn. And is often heard saying the phrase, all your base are belong to us. They range from ages 12-50, and in any which case, still lives w/ his mother, and is using his mother's credit card to pay for his Xbox Live subscription, and the internet service he uses. They talk with lisps, so watch out, you may need a raincoat and/or an umbrella when conversating with a computer nerd. These people can be found in a number of places, like Halo(PC), CS (PC), and on other games such as Alien vs. Predator.
You know those famous Halo "clans" that are unstoppable in the tournaments? Yeah, well in the real world, they are peices of shits that got beat up all through highschool.
computer nerd by Infinyte September 9, 2004

Computer Nerd 

Stewie: he often dreams about computer parts and gets off to them too.
Stewie is the biggest computer nerd in the world
Computer Nerd by Jafarla February 6, 2008
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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