The mind can only comprehend...what the buttocks can endure! This is a saying about long classes and seminars. If attendees have sat to the point of discomfort, they probably won't pay attention to the class.

The students had glazed eyes and shifted in their seats. The mind can only comprehend...what the buttocks can endure!

The mind can only comprehend... by I, Wreckerrr August 25, 2020

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compressed sugar

No one understands what Brad from the Bon Appetit channel is talking about.

Brad: In my mind, it's like compressed sugar.
Claire: Brad, what are you talking about?

compressed sugar by Dige46 June 14, 2018

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Compression Shorts

Men's underwear that is usually longer than most and has a very skin tight fit. Mostly popular in sports, but also for guys who don't want their balls to flop around all day. Most say they are more comfortable than boxers since they don't ride up your leg and keep your dick in place. Most teenage boys feel the need to walk around with them in the locker room to show off their bulge .

Person 1: What kind of underwear is that?
Person 2: They're compression shorts, get some.
Person 1: Why are they better than boxers?
Person 2: They keep your balls in place and don't ride up your leg

Compression Shorts by Nonometo March 10, 2019

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Mr Compress

The guy who would make you loose your marbles.

Compress defined: That Mr compress be putting his marbles in his pocket

Mr Compress by Kai the Armless stump January 21, 2021

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