competition shook 

A competition that is amazingly shocking

“It’s Tessa Brooks the competition shook”

competition shook by IGotCheatedOn;-; February 10, 2018

non-competition object show 

A type of an object show that don't focus on competition, just on the adventures of objects.

We need more non-competition object shows! Nobody needs more competition object shows!

non-competition object show by Ryan900USAYT September 24, 2023

sperm competition

The theory that the sperm from two or more males will compete with each other inside a females reproductive tract to fertilize her egg.

Sperm competition should insure that only the most virile of males father offspring.

sperm competition by Dancerooster August 25, 2020

Coochie Scout Competition 

A very intense competition for young men to go hunting and compete for the best coochie on planet earth. Who ever finds the best quality coochie from a female carnivore wins.

Molly Wop: Yeo bizzy you tryna go on a coochie scout competition
Bizzy: Nigga stop asking me cuz every time we go out and compete I always win
Molly Wop: Aight so lemme just eat your coochie then

Coochie Scout Competition by The Coochie Advisor February 28, 2021

South Jersey Head Competition

Finding a smut from South Jersey to give you some dome while chillin' on the couch. Chillin' on the other end of the couch is another South Jersey smut giving your wingman some dome. Both Jersey smuts are vigorously competing to see who can eat the penis pudding first.

Lauren lost a South Jersey head competition to her sister Erin.

South Jersey Head Competition by Delmarva Inbreeds July 26, 2009

ugly sister competition 

Being offered the choice between bad and worse.

"The salvation of the pound is that its problem is not a pound-specific problem," he said. "It's an ugly sister competition and at the moment we're looking the ugliest. But if you sell the pound, what will you buy?" (The New York Times, Jan. 21st, 2009)

ugly sister competition by Roka_73 January 21, 2009

sperm competition reaction 

n.

A theory that explains why the presence of a second male in a sexual scenario with a woman increases rather than decreases the arousal of a heterosexual male.

The presence of a second male causes the first male's testes to increase sperm and testosterone production. This evolutionary reaction occurs so that if they both engage in intercourse with her, his increased erection size and sperm count will boost his chances of inseminating her over his reproductive competition.

Although the reaction is most powerful in person when a second male's pheromones are present, just seeing another male's erect phallus through any type of media will trigger the reaction.

When the other male ejaculates, the first male's reaction surges, giving him an overwhelming urge to also ejaculate even if his penis is nowhere near a vagina or other orifice.

When I saw my wife's boyfriend emptying his balls inside her womb, my sperm competition reaction became too much and I dribbled my cream inside my pants.

sperm competition reaction by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 15, 2021