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Commodious Trough 

The act in which an individual is able to hold a greater volume in their mouth than any of their friends and or acquaintances.
"Did you see Janna did the chubby bunny challenge with her friends." Said Mark, " Yeah, she was able to hold 6 more marshmallows in her mouth than any other, the Commodious Trough." Replied Elijah, in a frustrated yet aroused tone.

Commodus Interruptus

When you sit down in a bathroom stall at work to escape your coworkers and play on your phone, but then someone plops down in the stall next to you forcing you to leave earlier than planned and go back to work
I was sitting in the shitter at work checking Pokémon Go when some dude came in and pulled a total Commodus Interruptus on my ass. I had to leave before my nose hairs curled too much.
Any anti-diarrheal medication.
I've got the runs - go to the pharmacy and get me some "commodium".
Commodium by wordinventorbob September 22, 2013

Commodus 

Someone that appears to be a team player but is ultimately motivated by greed and self interest. Desperate for recognition and adulation; uses any means (other than personal effort and innate ability) to get ahead. Fortunately, they are not intelligent enough to succeed under normal circumstances.
see Commodus in gladiator
Commodus by firetire November 1, 2008

comedious 

F'ing hilarious

From the word comedy and hilarious
comedious by Yang Chen June 9, 2004

commodouche 

A person who goes to vanderbilt and is therefore a commodore. except he is a douche. aka commodouche.
That Vanderbilt guy Liam is really cool, except he kind of turned into a commodouche!
commodouche by felixcfelicis August 4, 2010