Commodium

Any anti-diarrheal medication.

I've got the runs - go to the pharmacy and get me some "commodium".

Commodium by wordinventorbob September 22, 2013

commodium

when a bad situation turns to shit.

After being hit by the bicyclist, Dan found himself in a real commodium when he tripped into oncoming traffic only to be pancaked by and eighteen wheeler.

commodium by bb2255 October 16, 2010

Commodium

A Gamer mega chad Pal Word :D

Let's go to the Commodium :D

Commodium by LasagnaIts April 27, 2022

Commodus Interruptus

When you sit down in a bathroom stall at work to escape your coworkers and play on your phone, but then someone plops down in the stall next to you forcing you to leave earlier than planned and go back to work

I was sitting in the shitter at work checking Pokémon Go when some dude came in and pulled a total Commodus Interruptus on my ass. I had to leave before my nose hairs curled too much.

Commodus Interruptus by Ed Rooney Jr July 18, 2016

Commodity Body 

A term used on Indian reservations to denote a person who is extremely overweight. Obesity is quite common on American Indian reservations due largely in part to the consumption of monthly USDA commodities under the Food Distribution Program on Indian Reservations (FDPIR) for low-income American Indian households.

Hey Delbert, look at that fry bread girl….she has a major commodity body! I would love to snag her for the 49!

Commodity Body by Puffy Face Grace July 7, 2008

Commodious Trough 

The act in which an individual is able to hold a greater volume in their mouth than any of their friends and or acquaintances.

"Did you see Janna did the chubby bunny challenge with her friends." Said Mark, " Yeah, she was able to hold 6 more marshmallows in her mouth than any other, the Commodious Trough." Replied Elijah, in a frustrated yet aroused tone.

Commodious Trough by Vanger55 July 6, 2018

combodumb 

When someone thinks the combos on a restaurant menu come as just a chips and drink for $5 and doesn't realise it means you can add chips and drink to your schnitzel roll order for just $5

Person 1: "What are you ordering?"
Person 2: "I'll just get the $5 combo"
Person 1: "What roll are you having with it?"
Person 2: "I'm not having a roll, just the chips and drink combo"
Person 1: "You can't do that, you're combodumb"

combodumb by kfcftw September 3, 2016