Commodus 

Someone that appears to be a team player but is ultimately motivated by greed and self interest. Desperate for recognition and adulation; uses any means (other than personal effort and innate ability) to get ahead. Fortunately, they are not intelligent enough to succeed under normal circumstances.

see Commodus in gladiator

Commodus by firetire November 1, 2008

Commodus Interruptus

When you sit down in a bathroom stall at work to escape your coworkers and play on your phone, but then someone plops down in the stall next to you forcing you to leave earlier than planned and go back to work

I was sitting in the shitter at work checking Pokémon Go when some dude came in and pulled a total Commodus Interruptus on my ass. I had to leave before my nose hairs curled too much.

Commodus Interruptus by Ed Rooney Jr July 18, 2016

Commodus Interuptus 

Bowel movement deliberately interrupted due to external situations or circumstances.

When you are taking a dump and you suddenly have Commodus Interuptus due to the pizza delivery guy showing up 15 minutes early.

Commodus Interuptus by Tito C. May 8, 2008

the commodes 

fantastic punk band outta colorado

the commodes are the best, i poop my pants everytime i hear them

the commodes by Adam Bostick November 7, 2004

Commondush 

When you just need a regular douche

Josh has tried all the name brands but really just needs a commondush

Commondush by Thegreatandpowerfuldouche May 30, 2024