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commenhater

n.
1. A broadcaster or writer who attacks and criticizes instead of reports and analyzes people or events that's in the news.
2. One who writes or delivers a commentary or commentaries by attacking and criticizing.
There's a commenhater in alot of these commentators, especially on the sports channels.
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant January 12, 2009
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first commenter

Usually 7-12 year olds on YouTube who think that commenting "first", "early", "notification squad" on a new video is going to make them cool and popular, when it, in fact, does the complete opposite.
First Commenter: "FIRST!!11!!!"
More Mature People: "Please shut the fuck up with your "first" crap."
by sans is MINE October 11, 2017
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Commentators curse

When a commentator of a sport or other competitive event praises a team or player and then that team/player soon after has something bad happen to them (concede points, injury etc.)
Commentator: Team A is looking really good this half, Team B just can't break their defense.
*Team B immediately breaks the line of defense and scores*
Team A fan: God damn it, why did he have to apply the commentators curse?
by Inlaidflyer2 April 30, 2015
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Copenhater

A Skoal chewer, or; more generally, one who dislikes Copenhagen.
Yung J- "Hey, you want some of this Skoal peach?"

Dirty E-"Man, you're such a Copenhater. Satisfaction since 1822, son!"
by GSGmayhemGSG December 24, 2010
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spanish commenters

well known for there comments on music videos with an over use of emojis and cringey things saying they enjoy the music a bit of an overexageration

god help us
Person 1: ''Amo😍😍está música 🎶 es cool 😎 y bonita y con una vocecita y me da risa 😂 por esa parte todos cuídense que dios los bendiga ''

Comment reply: ''Then god damn spanish commenters are at it again!''
by Thom Staticz December 27, 2017
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MLIA Commenters

The people who OP's don't think about when writing submissions. The ones who sit through Steve every day for three hours. The people who have the best comment section on the internet.
MLIA Commenters: All the regulars, n00bs, and trolls.
by MLIACommenter August 14, 2010
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YouTube shorts commenters

Actual cancer. It makes the among us community look mature.

Usually say something a long the lines of :

“(insert quote from the video)”

“No one:
Literally no one:
Not even (insert “funny” noun)
Me: farts

“Edit: MOM IM FAMOUS”

“First”

“As a (insert word)…”

“I’m depressed, my mom has cancer, and my dad left, this video made me feel 10x better!”

“(Insert quote) - Sun Tzu”
1: I’m going to look at the comments on this YouTube shorts.

2: Bro the YouTube shorts commenters are fucking stupid, don’t.
by Women are women amirite? September 22, 2023
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