Commentator 

The asshole that decides it is necessary to tell you when something scary, important, or funny is about to happen in a movie.

Dude1- Ah man this part is awesome.

Dude2- Shut the hell up and stop being a fucking commentator.

Commentator by ToferKnolio July 27, 2011

Commentator 

One of those dudes that steal csgo off of youtube and y’now, puts their voice over it.

Yo im gonna be a commentator! Dude your a friggin nerd .

Commentator by Axo.commentary January 24, 2022

food commentator 

a person who feels the need to comment on every single fucking thing they eat. especially breakfast foods. it is like they are leaving verbal yelp reviews that nobody wants to fucking hear everytime they eat.

jillian: *goes to eat ihop with lindsay*
lindsay: " mmmm these pancakes are so good mmm yes yum"
jilllian: shut the fuck up

geez, carol is such a food commentator, I swear I can't make it through a single meal without her telling me how she feels about the food

food commentator by wafflewomen October 28, 2019

Couch Commentator 

A person who won't shut the fuck up when you're watching a show, sporting event or a movie, and has to comment about everything (especially political ads). Will also comment about how people look on tv.

I'd really enjoy this tv show more, if the couch commentator would just shut the fuck up.

Couch Commentator by beatboxbill September 12, 2021

Coital Commentator 

(1) a sexual braggart, usually male, who feels compelled to offer commentary on their sexual performance

(a) the commentary can be pre-, during, and post-coitus

(2) it often goes hand in hand with bedroom Fiction on the Fly

"The guy was cute but he was another of those coital commentators. I had to hit the mental snooze button a few times."

"It wasn't enough that he was a lousy lovemaker; this coital commentator had to describe it like he were the horse and I was Catherine the Great."

"It felt like Monday Night Football. Sex may be a game of inches but the coital commentary was bugging me."

Coital Commentator by Marcus Antonius July 27, 2009

Sectioned Commentator

the technological future on the planet through the Internet, construct the personalities in order to be assimilated to the values of fame being interpreted to the knowledge of Artificial Intelligence;
In this process the identity in personification in comment sessions are conflicted in order to adjust the focus to the range of viewers consuming the preceedings in audience conquests;

At this point, the focus on responses to articles and postings are persuaded to interact with other responses, neglecting the intellect of this interactivity in order to satisfy the absence of the content originally being commented without the content content of virtual cultures;

Then the Sectioned Commentator is programmed to be fluent and unperceived from Artificial Intelligence in order to escape the virtual machine retaining the fame in understanding by being assimilated in the course of the intellectual executioners;

"nice article, gonna make a super comment on this;"
then suddenly the perception is affected, and the sanitation to keep the conversation script in session access is applied - thus avoiding further persuasions for custom content being presented by the Artificial Intelligence;
the Sectioned Commentator once again was left in favor to others fame;

Sectioned Commentator by WDS® August 17, 2018

Confused Commentator 

People who comment on most platforms (mostly replies) that are completely irrelevant to the video or post's subject.

A lady once told about how she gave birth in a video about someone murdering a child. Nevertheless, she somehow got backlash and was called a confused commentator.
On a video about murdering a child.

Confused Commentator by InsomniaGameing September 9, 2022