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The person who tries to be the first one commenting on any given post or thread. Having nothing worthwhile to add to any conversation, such tards make themselves feel better by simply being first.
They usually stop being a tard once they've accomplished the more difficult task of peeing in the toilet like a big kid.

Man: "Listen to this. According to this internet article science has found a cure for cancer and the only comment anyone made was "First!"

Wife: "What a commentatard.

commentatard by Jing123456 November 22, 2011

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Commentators curse

When a commentator of a sport or other competitive event praises a team or player and then that team/player soon after has something bad happen to them (concede points, injury etc.)

Commentator: Team A is looking really good this half, Team B just can't break their defense.
*Team B immediately breaks the line of defense and scores*
Team A fan: God damn it, why did he have to apply the commentators curse?

Commentators curse by Inlaidflyer2 April 30, 2015

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food commentator

a person who feels the need to comment on every single fucking thing they eat. especially breakfast foods. it is like they are leaving verbal yelp reviews that nobody wants to fucking hear everytime they eat.

jillian: *goes to eat ihop with lindsay*
lindsay: " mmmm these pancakes are so good mmm yes yum"
jilllian: shut the fuck up

geez, carol is such a food commentator, I swear I can't make it through a single meal without her telling me how she feels about the food

food commentator by wafflewomen October 28, 2019

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Couch Commentator

A person who won't shut the fuck up when you're watching a show, sporting event or a movie, and has to comment about everything (especially political ads). Will also comment about how people look on tv.

I'd really enjoy this tv show more, if the couch commentator would just shut the fuck up.

Couch Commentator by beatboxbill September 12, 2021

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commentard

A person posting in an online forum in a way which is stupid, for example by exposing himself or herself to disciplinary or legal action by making offensive or libeleous comments.

Typically the commentard will try to be anonymous but reveal himself through logged IP adresses that resolve back to his employer or by otherwise inadvertently giving out identifying information.

''A commentard using the handle Scrutineer tore into research that demonstrated how it might be possible to make a PIN authorised transaction'' - The Register

''Colorado man faces jail for being a commentard'' - J.P. Weichel - Gawker

commentard by Morthandeus February 24, 2010

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Commentardy

The official description of the poor person who comes up with the perfect comeback ... about 6 hours too late.

Guy A - Hey spazoid, have you seen my tape measure?

Guy B - No

(6 hours lapses)

Guy B - I'm so commentardy! I should have said "Yeah, your mom brought it to my house last night to measure how big a real man is." That would've been awesome.

Commentardy by smeleigh July 21, 2007

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Commentator

The asshole that decides it is necessary to tell you when something scary, important, or funny is about to happen in a movie.

Dude1- Ah man this part is awesome.

Dude2- Shut the hell up and stop being a fucking commentator.

Commentator by ToferKnolio July 27, 2011

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Frothability

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.

The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.

Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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