comhet 

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia. Compulsory heterosexuality, often shortened to comphet, is the theory that heterosexuality is assumed and enforced upon women by a patriarchal and heteronormative society.

I don’t know if I’m bisexual or gay with bad comhet

comhet by deenzbeenz November 22, 2021

Dog Comet 

When a dog, eh, cleans up after himself on a carpet by scooting around with it's butt dragging.
What is left behind is called a "Dog Comet."

Exponentially worse with larger dogs.

"I don't know what my dog ate but he's leaving dog comets all over the house."

Dog Comet by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky August 21, 2013

DC Comet 

A Potomac-area variant similar to a Cleveland Steamer or a Boston Pancake, but rather than dumping on the girl's tits, one should aim for the genitalia, and ideally get the feces caught in the girl's pubes. So-called because if one were a crab louse watching this unfold from said girl's pubes, this would resemble a huge brown comet streaking across the sky shooting out of the "moon" and crashing into the earth.

After the Redskins lost to the Cowboys, I realized the only thing that could cheer me up was sending a DC comet streaking across my girlfriend's vagina.

DC Comet by Quen October 18, 2008

Competitive BSing 

A term Riot Games came up with to combat toxicity. Nobody actually knows what it means.

Friend (Loading into League of Legends game): What does Competitive BSing mean?
Me: Idk man I'll google it.
Me (Shortly after): Nobody knows.

Competitive BSing by zMuZZle February 5, 2020

vomit comet flight 

This is an aircraft ride which induces puking in many passengers.

Gawd, my shoes are a mess after flying the vomit comet flight!

vomit comet flight by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2020

sperm competition

The theory that the sperm from two or more males will compete with each other inside a females reproductive tract to fertilize her egg.

Sperm competition should insure that only the most virile of males father offspring.

sperm competition by Dancerooster August 25, 2020

Competitive Player 

A man named Nick Schatzki who is naturally good at video games

Ex: Dead by Daylight, Murder, Uno, ect

Nick you're such a competitive player !

Competitive Player by __Le__ June 16, 2017