comess 

A hot piece of news/ information of someone or something that usually start rumors

We shouldn't be talking comess about your ex

comess by Kalm Kay January 2, 2017

He comes from a different time 

A phrase used by many people as means of justification for an older person doing or saying something typically racist, sexist, or simply insensitive. This is said because these senile people come from a time when Jews were thought of as lesser, being gay was automatic hell in your life, and don't even get me started on being black.

Gramps: Those damn Jews and their smartass Asians are stealing all of America's money! I bet they're gay too!
Donny: Sir, I find that highly offensive and racist. Bro, can you please control your blatantly racist father?
Butch: I'm very sorry bro. But you know, he comes from a different time.
Donny: I guess it's ok then...

He comes from a different time by Dang Lin Wang LXIX March 4, 2013

Here comes santa paws

Here comes Santa Paws celebrates cats dressed for Christmas!

Here comes Santa Paws celebrates pets dressed for Christmas!

Here comes santa paws by I, Wreckerrr December 14, 2020

if push comes to shove 

"If push comes to shove then we'll . . . . . "

Colloquial southern English meaning, " if it really comes to it" "if there's no other choice/option/possibility"

"If push comes to shove . . . . then we'll have to get a taxi "

if push comes to shove by Gioffre March 11, 2017

But here comes Sebastian Vettel

An expression for an euphoric feeling felt by F1 fans.

Its origin dates back to the 2018 Belgian GP, when Sebastian Vettel overtook Lewis Hamilton after overtaking him on the Kemmel Straight.

Person 1: Wow, Seb has got a good exit through Radillion...

Person 2: ......but here comes Sebastian Vettel (cums)

But here comes Sebastian Vettel by TheBlownDiffuser August 24, 2021

after thunder comes the rain 

When someone farts standing up in the urinal then they start to pee.

wow after thunder comes the rain

after thunder comes the rain by keys876 October 23, 2017

combesstien 

Someone who's always looking for a freebie, a cheaper price, or exact change from others...Would be happier eating a crusty day old bagel for .25 cents than pay another nickel for one fresh out of the oven. Haggles the price of everything..including gas. When going on a food run if he gives you 5 bucks for a 4.99 item he expects his penny back

Did you see him try to pull a combesstien at Denneys? Asking if they had expired milk at a cheaper price??!

combesstien by bitter bill May 26, 2006