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Comedspiracy

A portmanteau of "comedy" and "conspiracy" (pronounced kuh-MED-spuh-ruh-see). It carries two primary meanings:

1. A satirical, joke-first conspiracy theory created entirely for entertainment, internet bits, or parody culture.

2. The act of a comedian, podcaster, or internet personality masking genuine conspiracy theories behind the shield of "just joking" or "doing a bit"
1. The internet theory that the birds aren't real is the ultimate comedspiracy theory.

2. Many podcasts are falling under this genre. They make you laugh and make you think. It's too absurd to be true, you must be joking ... but, are you?
Comedspiracy by JRodParker June 30, 2026
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conespiracy 

When the boys get really high and start making up conspiracy theories. The Conespiracy Theories
A: "Hey dude remember the conespiracy theories last night"

B: "yeah I was so whacked! we came up with some good shit"

A: "oath, I think we are totally on to something"
conespiracy by TheDankNight August 9, 2017

Copespiracy Theory 

A far-fetched conspiracy theory that serves as an alternative explanation for an event someone finds unpleasant or inconvenient.
John: I was just accepted to Harvard University.
Joe: There's no way Harvard accepted you
John: Here's the acceptance letter.
Joe: You probably paid someone on the admissions board to make you a fake acceptance letter.
John: That's just a copespiracy theory.

cohenspiracy 

Whenever a conspiracy is set up by the chosen people, the jews, is called a Cohenspiracy.
- Brad, I missed the news this week, what is the latest cohenspiracy?
- Well, Chad, as a matter of fact there are several cohenspiracies: Lebanese pagers and walkie-talkies rigged with explosives and remotely detonated by Mossad, some bomb magically appeared next to a Trump rally on Long Island and the checking-the-NGOs-would-be-antisemitic saga about importing Haitians in Ohio.
cohenspiracy by xythras September 19, 2024

cokespiracy

when you go out to some form of social gathering and everybody is on gear but you / u and who you are with
“last night was cokespiracy, Nobody was blinking.”

“everybody was talking at me, it was cokespiracy”

“none of them left till five am despite there being no music on and the lights all off it was cokespiracy”
cokespiracy by Cokespiracy December 19, 2025
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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