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Comedspiracy

A portmanteau of "comedy" and "conspiracy" (pronounced kuh-MED-spuh-ruh-see). It carries two primary meanings:

1. A satirical, joke-first conspiracy theory created entirely for entertainment, internet bits, or parody culture.

2. The act of a comedian, podcaster, or internet personality masking genuine conspiracy theories behind the shield of "just joking" or "doing a bit"
1. The internet theory that the birds aren't real is the ultimate comedspiracy theory.

2. Many podcasts are falling under this genre. They make you laugh and make you think. It's too absurd to be true, you must be joking ... but, are you?
Comedspiracy by JRodParker June 30, 2026
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conespiracy 

When the boys get really high and start making up conspiracy theories. The Conespiracy Theories
A: "Hey dude remember the conespiracy theories last night"

B: "yeah I was so whacked! we came up with some good shit"

A: "oath, I think we are totally on to something"
conespiracy by TheDankNight August 9, 2017

Copespiracy Theory 

A far-fetched conspiracy theory that serves as an alternative explanation for an event someone finds unpleasant or inconvenient.
John: I was just accepted to Harvard University.
Joe: There's no way Harvard accepted you
John: Here's the acceptance letter.
Joe: You probably paid someone on the admissions board to make you a fake acceptance letter.
John: That's just a copespiracy theory.

cohenspiracy 

Whenever a conspiracy is set up by the chosen people, the jews, is called a Cohenspiracy.
- Brad, I missed the news this week, what is the latest cohenspiracy?
- Well, Chad, as a matter of fact there are several cohenspiracies: Lebanese pagers and walkie-talkies rigged with explosives and remotely detonated by Mossad, some bomb magically appeared next to a Trump rally on Long Island and the checking-the-NGOs-would-be-antisemitic saga about importing Haitians in Ohio.
cohenspiracy by xythras September 19, 2024

cokespiracy

when you go out to some form of social gathering and everybody is on gear but you / u and who you are with
“last night was cokespiracy, Nobody was blinking.”

“everybody was talking at me, it was cokespiracy”

“none of them left till five am despite there being no music on and the lights all off it was cokespiracy”
cokespiracy by Cokespiracy December 19, 2025
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026