comcastipated

Refers to any channel on Comcast Digital Cable whose signal has suddenly become fuzzy, blotchy, and altogether unwatchable.

"Yo, dude, what's on Adult Swim?"
"Wish I knew-Channel 60 is comcastipated again."

comcastipated by Adenia Volkensii April 18, 2005

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comcastrated

To have one's Comcast cable internet service suddenly cease working at the worst possible time. Unlike it's root word, castrate, comcastration can (and is, in fact, likely to) happen over and over and over to both men and women.

I was just about to pay my credit card bill online when I got comcastrated, causing me to miss the midnight deadline and incurring $28 in late fees.

comcastrated by blumer November 2, 2006

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Cockstipated

The phenomenon where you cannot, no matter how hard you try, squeeze out one drop of piss, no matter how hard you have to go. Usually in a public facility.

Al came back from the bathroom and said "Holy frozen mixed vegetable cocks!, am i ever Cockstipated again"

Cockstipated by JustincredibleCalgaryFlames February 11, 2008