colvard

typically a larger-bodied guy who generally has a scruffy neckbeard and tends to be extremely sarcastic.

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Collard Greens

Man 1: "yo you got that stack of money foo?"

Man 2: "yeah bro I keep my Collard Greens on me at all times"

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From Bob's Burgers: a specialized burger served with collard greens

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the These Collards Don't Run Burger, it's served with collard greens!"

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Ohh ohh collard greens this yo favorite song.

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Some leaf vegetable shit that black people eat, sometimes has bacon and shit.

Yo Kelsey, I want some collard greens. So delicious and hella nutritious!

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A burger that comes with collard greens

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Ring Around the Collard Burger, you should try it!"

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white guy-"what are collard greens any way?"
black guy-"they is like spinach."
white guy-"so why dont you just eat spinach?"
black guy-"..."

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