colvard

typically a larger-bodied guy who generally has a scruffy neckbeard and tends to be extremely sarcastic.

Man, Colvard is a cool guy

by xdpoopeater21212 November 6, 2019

Collard Greens

A Bundle Of Cash

Man 1: "yo you got that stack of money foo?"

Man 2: "yeah bro I keep my Collard Greens on me at all times"

by chaweman August 17, 2021

These Collards Don't Run Burger

From Bob's Burgers: a specialized burger served with collard greens

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the These Collards Don't Run Burger, it's served with collard greens!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

Collard Greens

This Ya favorite song

Ohh ohh collard greens this yo favorite song.

by Co11ard Greens February 4, 2019

collard greens

Some leaf vegetable shit that black people eat, sometimes has bacon and shit.

Yo Kelsey, I want some collard greens. So delicious and hella nutritious!

by turnip2k14 July 8, 2014

Ring Around the Collard Burger

A burger that comes with collard greens

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Ring Around the Collard Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

collard greens

spinach for collard people

white guy-"what are collard greens any way?"
black guy-"they is like spinach."
white guy-"so why dont you just eat spinach?"
black guy-"..."

by Tyranosuarus Effing Awesome December 20, 2007