coltton
Can be a c*nt when annoyed but pnce you get to know the guy hes the most amazing person you'll ever meet . Still a c*nt but an extremely amazing
coltton by Rafa el azul November 24, 2021
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Cotton candy
A fluffy subsence that is made up of sugar and food colouring, you could even say it's a drop of heaven.
One guy: "man, that was some good cotton candy."
Other guy:"don't you mean some good heaven?"
One guy:"ummmmmmm"
Other guy:"don't you mean some good heaven?"
One guy:"ummmmmmm"
Cotton candy by SplatterZee88 February 12, 2017
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touchin' cotton
A phrase used to describe that awkward moment when you have to dump so bad that the poop has actually exited your anus and is toucing your tighty whitey Hanes cotton underwear.
Andy: Hey Floyd, you gotta pull over. I have to take a dump.
Floyd: Can't you wait 10 more minutes!! We're almost there.
Andy: No Floyd, I can't wait!! I'm touchin' cotton!!!
Floyd: Can't you wait 10 more minutes!! We're almost there.
Andy: No Floyd, I can't wait!! I'm touchin' cotton!!!
touchin' cotton by Twist Weeblow August 26, 2007
soggy cottonbottoms
I didn't ride a single water ride at the amusement park, but you would have thought I had ridden them all if you would have seen my soggy cottonbottoms.
soggy cottonbottoms by Spitty in the City February 21, 2009
cotton job
A pre fellatio interaction involving an individual's mouth lacking lubricant qualities giving another individual oral sex with said non lubricated mouth.
cotton job by ChrisMcDanks December 19, 2016
turtle sniffing cotton
When you unsuccessfully attempt to hold in a turd and the end pokes out into your underwear, generally resulting in a skid mark.
turtle sniffing cotton by Beamer from Hell October 24, 2008
cotton blocked
cotton blocked by Juicy - C March 9, 2019
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