coloop

The smell of the air inside, or in the vicinity of, the bathroom after someone goes #2 and tries to cover it up with cologne, body spray, or any other fragrance.

Guy #1: (walks past bathroom door) Hey man do you smell that? I can't tell if it smells good or really bad.

Guy #2: Yea, I know that smell. Not a bad cover up job, plus the exhaust fan is on, but you can still tell that smells like coloop.

Guy #1: Ahh, you're right. Quite the distinctive scent..

by dava0 July 6, 2014

colopharyngeal reflux

the reflux of colonic feces into the posterior oral cavity. it can be associated with shitzu - histologic changes of the pharyngeal mucosa suggestive of colon cancer. also known as shit in mouth disease.

I went to the doctor because my family was complaining of my bad breath. He diagnosed me with colopharyngeal reflux and prescribed breath fresheners to be used per rectum.

by ken69 February 4, 2009

Cloop

A slimy, gooey or sticky substance, similar to gloop or goop.

My hands are covered in cloop!

by Cat-thulhu April 2, 2022

coloptimize

To utilize fully a person or thing's attention, time, or resources for a (typically) frivolous purpose.

Tony, hoping to leave work early, instead became coloptimized after his boss asked him to run errands for her.

by Mikhail Byrr March 4, 2014

coloptimize

Coloptimize means completely making someone useless by making them do something else.

"Bob, can you get me a soda?"
"Sorry Jim, I'm coloptimized right now."

by Heyzeus Crizto February 22, 2014

Colloportus

The fictional spell in Harry Potter to lock doors magically.

It was a little past midnight when I heard someone Alohomora the door open.
"Colloportus" said Hermione and the door swung shut and locked.

by Leilasun January 31, 2008

Cofoop

The poop you have after drinking coffee

My cofoop was amazing.
I feel constipated. I wish this coffee makes me cofoop!!

by yivijay December 18, 2018