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The smell of the air inside, or in the vicinity of, the bathroom after someone goes #2 and tries to cover it up with cologne, body spray, or any other fragrance.
Guy #1: (walks past bathroom door) Hey man do you smell that? I can't tell if it smells good or really bad.

Guy #2: Yea, I know that smell. Not a bad cover up job, plus the exhaust fan is on, but you can still tell that smells like coloop.

Guy #1: Ahh, you're right. Quite the distinctive scent..
coloop by dava0 July 6, 2014
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colopharyngeal reflux 

the reflux of colonic feces into the posterior oral cavity. it can be associated with shitzu - histologic changes of the pharyngeal mucosa suggestive of colon cancer. also known as shit in mouth disease.
I went to the doctor because my family was complaining of my bad breath. He diagnosed me with colopharyngeal reflux and prescribed breath fresheners to be used per rectum.
colopharyngeal reflux by ken69 February 4, 2009
A slimy, gooey or sticky substance, similar to gloop or goop.
My hands are covered in cloop!
Cloop by Cat-thulhu April 2, 2022

coloptimize 

To utilize fully a person or thing's attention, time, or resources for a (typically) frivolous purpose.
Tony, hoping to leave work early, instead became coloptimized after his boss asked him to run errands for her.
coloptimize by Mikhail Byrr March 4, 2014

coloptimize 

Coloptimize means completely making someone useless by making them do something else.
"Bob, can you get me a soda?"
"Sorry Jim, I'm coloptimized right now."
coloptimize by Heyzeus Crizto February 22, 2014

Colloportus 

The fictional spell in Harry Potter to lock doors magically.
It was a little past midnight when I heard someone Alohomora the door open.
"Colloportus" said Hermione and the door swung shut and locked.
Colloportus by Leilasun January 31, 2008
The poop you have after drinking coffee
My cofoop was amazing.
I feel constipated. I wish this coffee makes me cofoop!!
Cofoop by yivijay December 18, 2018
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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