colonpee 

origins are from efnet from a group of people who add a :P to the end of every sentence. Verbalization of the face with the tongue sticking out.

: colon
P pee

:P colonpee

<tom> And then I was like, "oh shit that's a fucking squirrel not a hot chick."
<bob> colonpee

colonpee by jacksontwelve December 29, 2004

colondee 

1. The written out form of the smiley, :D. (colon - :, dee - D)
2. A very spontaneous and iritated user of the Starmen.net forums.

"I was so happy, I just had to use a colondee."
"Hey colondee what's up?"

colondee by n42 September 13, 2003

colon-pee 

Refers to a rip-roaring case of "liquid farts" --- not just a case of mundane "trots", but a full-blown bout of "galloping diarrhea", like you're actually urinating out of your large intestine.

My country-cousin friends graciously invited me to help myself to the leftovers in their fridge while I was visiting them for a couple weeks this past July. That was all great, except that once I made the mistake of thirstily polishing off a nearly-full 2-quart bottle of Ocean Spray Premium Prune Juice over the course of a couple hours on an especially hot day. Well, needless to say, I was then obliged to stay in the yard for the next couple days 'cuz I had to run inside and visit the Little Boys' Room every ten minutes, plus I hadda remember to not eat anything after four in the afternoon both days, so that I could eventually "poop myself empty" by late evening and thus be able to get some sleep at night! Talk about total colon-pee --- my poor butt-hole got so sore that it felt like I was squirtin' out hot lava towards the end of it! Ah, well --- live and learn --- prune juice isn't meant to be consumed in large quantities (I shoulda gotten a clue from the fact that the bottle had had so little used out of it), unlike apple or cranberry juice that comes in the same kind of bottle!

colon-pee by QuacksO November 25, 2016

Colonopee 

COLON-O-PEE
Similar to a Colonoscopy but with the main instrument of use being a penis. Also known as pee-in-her-butt.

Guy 1: Dude that chick is bangin!
Pimp-ass-mofo: Yeah, I'd give her a colonopee

Colonopee by Isa-Denver July 9, 2017