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To utilize fully a person or thing's attention, time, or resources for a (typically) frivolous purpose.
Tony, hoping to leave work early, instead became coloptimized after his boss asked him to run errands for her.
by Mikhail Byrr February 25, 2014
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Coloptimize means completely making someone useless by making them do something else.
"Bob, can you get me a soda?"
"Sorry Jim, I'm coloptimized right now."
by Heyzeus Crizto February 19, 2014
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