colonno

colonno is a rural family tree in northern italy known for its traditionalism and its agriculture backgrounds

they way you pick boy make me wonder if your a colonno

by mchallagin December 13, 2021

colonoscopy

The science of sticking a camera in the anus to find problems withing the digestive system.

Did your family go for their colonoscopy portraits at Wal-Mart yet?

by Ricky Lambert November 22, 2004

virtual colonoscopy

A one-on-one meeting with a supervisor who exhibits particularly severe micro-managerial tendencies. Unlike a real colonoscopy, a virtual colonoscopy is generally performed without the benefit of a sedative or pain medication, thus resulting in considerable psychological trauma post-procedure.

1. Hey Bill, I gotta run off to see my manager. It's time for my weekly virtual colonoscopy (VC).

2. Boy, my virtual colonoscopy was even worse than usual this week.

by Sailor613 September 19, 2009

colonoscopy

A medical excuse to anally rape an individual while simulaneously searching for problems with the digestive tract.

Tom's colonoscopy revealed he had a cyst in his small intestine.

by Thillbilli December 27, 2005

semi-colonoscopy

Examining and editing text for the overuse of semi-colons.

His writing was concise; it was lyrical; but it had too many semi-colons. It required a semi-colonoscopy.

by cabot wonder June 17, 2010

Colognoisseur

A connoisseur of cologne. One who recognizes and appreciates the subtleties of fine colognes and perfumes. He understands industry terminology such as "sillage" and "notes", is unswayed by masculine- or feminine-directed marketing, and he may have expert training or knowledge. He may have a large wardrobe of colognes from which to choose for various occasions and he knows how and when to apply them for greatest impact or close-quarter-only situations.

The masculine equivalent of "perfumista".

Origin: "Quarry" of online fragrance forums.

Tania asked her colognoisseur husband, Luca Turin, what new, cutting-edge cologne he would recommend for her college-bound nephew.

Whew! The loud, cheap-smelling funk coming off Bob let everyone downwind know he was no colognoisseur.

by MadScientist@Basenotes February 27, 2009

john colonna

A mommy and daddy's boy who makes them pay his bills at the age of 21

John Colonna gets his mom to pay his jeep bill cause he can't pay for it and is spoiled

by John gay November 22, 2013