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colonoscopy 

The science of sticking a camera in the anus to find problems withing the digestive system.
Did your family go for their colonoscopy portraits at Wal-Mart yet?
colonoscopy by Ricky Lambert November 22, 2004

virtual colonoscopy 

A one-on-one meeting with a supervisor who exhibits particularly severe micro-managerial tendencies. Unlike a real colonoscopy, a virtual colonoscopy is generally performed without the benefit of a sedative or pain medication, thus resulting in considerable psychological trauma post-procedure.
1. Hey Bill, I gotta run off to see my manager. It's time for my weekly virtual colonoscopy (VC).

2. Boy, my virtual colonoscopy was even worse than usual this week.
virtual colonoscopy by Sailor613 September 19, 2009

colonoscopy 

A medical excuse to anally rape an individual while simulaneously searching for problems with the digestive tract.
Tom's colonoscopy revealed he had a cyst in his small intestine.
colonoscopy by Thillbilli December 27, 2005

semi-colonoscopy 

Examining and editing text for the overuse of semi-colons.
His writing was concise; it was lyrical; but it had too many semi-colons. It required a semi-colonoscopy.

Colognoisseur

A connoisseur of cologne. One who recognizes and appreciates the subtleties of fine colognes and perfumes. He understands industry terminology such as "sillage" and "notes", is unswayed by masculine- or feminine-directed marketing, and he may have expert training or knowledge. He may have a large wardrobe of colognes from which to choose for various occasions and he knows how and when to apply them for greatest impact or close-quarter-only situations.

The masculine equivalent of "perfumista".

Origin: "Quarry" of online fragrance forums.
Tania asked her colognoisseur husband, Luca Turin, what new, cutting-edge cologne he would recommend for her college-bound nephew.

Whew! The loud, cheap-smelling funk coming off Bob let everyone downwind know he was no colognoisseur.

john colonna 

A mommy and daddy's boy who makes them pay his bills at the age of 21
John Colonna gets his mom to pay his jeep bill cause he can't pay for it and is spoiled
john colonna by John gay November 22, 2013