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colludedn't 

What Trump did with the Russians. Anyone who says he colluded misspoke, or isn't drinking enough covfefe.

Also spelled "colludidn't".
In a key sentence in my remarks, I said the word colluded when I meant colludedn't.
colludedn't by ttrr July 26, 2018

Colluding 

A way to secretly talk about having sex. The act of "collusion" refers to sex.
I'm colluding with my GF = I'm having sex/sexual acts with my girlfriend.
Colluding by WordRef August 4, 2009

Colludle 

usually obscene : to engage in fellatio using one's teeth while at the same time pulling very hard on the man's testicles and inserting one's pinky fingers into the rectum —sometimes used interjectionally with an object (as a personal or reflexive pronoun) to express anger, contempt, or disgust
Ashley colludled Jason and drew blood.

or

You stupid colludle.
Colludle by smithicleas March 29, 2010
Bob- "did you get it in with Agnus last night"

Fred- "no, her ugly friend was doing a Collusy last night at the party"
Collusy by msnewbootayyy November 11, 2010

Colludling 

~/col-ude-el-ing/

The act of conspiracy in an effort to lovingly surprise a partner or friend which is often met with unwarranted suspicion.
Tracy went mad the other night accused me of cheating with her best mate, she wouldn't believe that we were just colludling for her surprise birthday party.
Colludling by batsnbops October 13, 2020

Colluding to kill God 

No-I'm not colluding with anyone to do it I'm just GOING TO do it. You're not a part of this. You know you'll just get in that way AND you're a betrayal hazard. You just relax.
Hym "No- Colluding to kill God implies I'm not working alone-"

Iam "Um... Hello."

Hym "You don't count."

Iam "Aw..."

Hym "Quiet! I'M going to kill it. Kill it REAL dead. Kill it here. Kill it THERE. And then build a thing out of it's bones. That's the plan. I'm also not a scientist. Well... Social scientist technically (And a genius on at that)- BUT THAT'S BESIDES THE POINT! YOU are fine. YOU don't worry about it. Gonna fix this absolute-fucking hachet-job of a reality and you just fucking... I don't know, go play or something."
Colluding to kill God by Hym Iam September 20, 2023
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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