cohorts

The creation of internal beliefs when the human can not see how it is concieved, or when clairvoyancy is high enough to understand congruently.

cohorts is the creation of internal beliefs when the human can not see how it is concieved - or when clairvoyancy is high enough to understand congruently.

cohorts by regardless devon victory September 3, 2010

CoHort

A Colleen Hoover Fan Group

I'm a proud member of the CoHorts.

CoHort by Joanne Adkins February 28, 2019

Cohort Family 

A group of friends you quarantine with during a pandemic so you can keep drinking and taking shots together instead of through video. It is proven that peer pressure to drink does indeed transfer through the internet, but feelings of togetherness while holding another girl's hair as she vomits or putting a pillow by the toilet for your friend can only be experienced in person.

The term was coined by Alberta's Chief Medical Officer during her daily Covid 19 Pandemic updates in the early 20's. Alberta is basically the Texas of Canada. Those updates eventually coalesced into Alberta's bible and the Medical Officer into Alberta's Jesus who "saved" Alberta and later performed baptisms.

"I miss taking shots with you guys so much!"
"OMG! Why don't you become my cohort family?"
"Yeeahh, then we can buy big bottles of tequila at a time instead of small lonely ones. Lol"

Cohort Family by Marvigeddon April 9, 2020

cohort

1. A band of highly trained Roman Legionaries. Usually there are 600 men in a cohort.

2. A person that is a good friend.

3. A group of people.

1. The Praetorian Cohorts formed the front lines.

2. He's my cohort.

3. These people can be divided into two cohorts.

cohort by AJ January 27, 2005

coherts 

organized companions

Me and my coherts robbed a bank

coherts by zack the mack December 26, 2013

Cohorting

Quarantining with your buddies so you don't have to drink alone as a pandemic rages around you.

Became big during the Covid-19 pandemic before we had the technology to shrink down and fight viruses with guns for all the next pandemics that followed.

Could also be used to describe group cocaine use during a pandemic but the cocaine never lasts long enough.

"I've been cohorting to keep my alcohol tolerance high so I'm not a total lightweight after"
"I need to stop cohorting every time there's a pandemic, my liver needs a break"

Cohorting by Marvigeddon April 9, 2020

Cohort

A word used within South London to describe a gang of posh private school kids... obviously the normal kids are in gangs

Hey you!!! get off the back seat of the bus ... or my Cohort will kick your butt!!!

Cohort by The original orgs March 28, 2012