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"hey man i just put my soup in a pan and cooked it"
"nah nah dude thats not right its called recoldn'ting it"
by snattah April 24, 2020
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the annoying ass text that appears with shruggie: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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by Thaias October 16, 2018
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Couldn’t be me.

Usually follows “Imagine ___.” Can be replaced by, “can’t relate.” A subtle way to make fun of something someone does. Can also be used to tell someone what you’re doing.
teacher: max, please move to the front row, away from your friends.
bella: imagine being moved to the front row, couldn’t be me.

//or//

bella, calling max: imagine being in school right now, couldn’t be me.
by kindagroovin February 26, 2020
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Is when you type the word l;;0p;-lkkkm; in the urban dictionary to see the definition of it & it will say ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ sorry, we couldn't find: l;;0p;-lkkkm;
Jake: I want to know what does l;;0p;-lkkkm; means?
Urban dictionary: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ sorry, we couldn't find: l;;0p;-lkkkm;
Jake: WHAT THE HELL? WHY ISNT IT A WORD?
by Some1 @ the internet April 26, 2019
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couldn't care less

The proper way to express how you don't give a crap about something - you really don't care about something and it's impossible to not care any more. The common but incorrect variant "could care less" (which would technically imply that you do care about something) is widely used because of either a translation mistake into English, or those who blindly use phrases without taking a moment to understand their actual meaning.
Person A: A company just got sued for patent infringement!
Person B: *yawn* Oh really? I couldn't care less.
by generic June 11, 2006
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stoned guy 1)could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that even he couldn't eat it?
stoned guy 2)WHOOOOAAAAAA!!! i don't know.... what a thinker!!!
stoned guy 1)tell me about it
by EatMyFukk May 13, 2008
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boner a dingo couldn't bite through

Used to describe an erection so hard that even a dingo (Australia's native wild dog) couldn't damage it.

Given the silliness of the expression, it's usually used to describe extreme enjoyment of an activity not related to sex, such as a sporting triumph.
When the Cats won the 2007 AFL Grand Final, I had a boner a dingo couldn't bite through for the next week.
by Choda Boy 57 May 9, 2008
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