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Couldn't've

Conjunction-- could not have
it couldn't've gone any worse.

Couldn't'it've 

When you say more of could it not have without saying couldn't've, that is very much slurred as "Cu-dn-d-dv"
Why couldn't'it've been done earlier?
Couldn't'it've by Findloo Chunk August 27, 2020

boner, I've got a ... a dingo couldn't bite through 

Used to describe an erection so hard that, if given the chance, a dingo (Australia's native wild dog) would not be able to damage it.

Given the silliness of the statement, it's usually used to describe a non-sexual situation that a man would nonetheless enjoy very much, such as a sporting event.
When the Cats won the 2007 AFL Grand Final, for the next week I had a boner so hard a dingo couldn't have bitten through it. (boner, I've got a ... a dingo couldn't bite through - gotta use the original here)

where't's'h've'could'stuv 

a word used in the shakespere time to figure out where someone or something was
where't's'h've'could'stuv is my pants?

Could'ven't

Since:
Could've = "Could have"

and

Haven't = "Have not"

we can infer that:
Could'ven't = "Could not have"
"The detective could'ven't guessed the killer's motive, yet he still found him out somehow."
Could'ven't by HeWhoMakesSoup September 2, 2023

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026