couldn't've
compound contraction of "could not have"
She couldn't've done it, she's way too stupid for a plan that complex! Also see wouldn't've and shouldn't've.
couldn't've by Sunob September 6, 2007
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Couldn't'it've
When you say more of could it not have without saying couldn't've, that is very much slurred as "Cu-dn-d-dv"
Couldn't'it've by Findloo Chunk August 27, 2020
boner, I've got a ... a dingo couldn't bite through
Used to describe an erection so hard that, if given the chance, a dingo (Australia's native wild dog) would not be able to damage it.
Given the silliness of the statement, it's usually used to describe a non-sexual situation that a man would nonetheless enjoy very much, such as a sporting event.
Given the silliness of the statement, it's usually used to describe a non-sexual situation that a man would nonetheless enjoy very much, such as a sporting event.
When the Cats won the 2007 AFL Grand Final, for the next week I had a boner so hard a dingo couldn't have bitten through it. (boner, I've got a ... a dingo couldn't bite through - gotta use the original here)
boner, I've got a ... a dingo couldn't bite through by Choda Boy 57 May 7, 2008
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where't's'h've'could'stuv by Xavier and jaden April 19, 2017
Could'ven't
Since:
Could've = "Could have"
and
Haven't = "Have not"
we can infer that:
Could'ven't = "Could not have"
Could've = "Could have"
and
Haven't = "Have not"
we can infer that:
Could'ven't = "Could not have"
Could'ven't by HeWhoMakesSoup September 2, 2023
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