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canadian coldhole
The act of grabbing snow, shoving it in your significant others asshole, and failing them in the ass until the snow comes dripping out melted.
Coworker 1: hey, how was ur date with suzie?
Coworker 2: it was awesome. We went back to my place and I gave her the canadian coldhole!
Coworker 2: it was awesome. We went back to my place and I gave her the canadian coldhole!
canadian coldhole by Stupidwhore93 January 11, 2021
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canadian coldhole
The act of taking snow from outside, shoving it up your significant others asshole, then railing them until the
melted snow drips out.
melted snow drips out.
Yesterday I gave my wife the Canadian coldhole. I shoved snow up her ass and then railed her and she loved every second of it!
canadian coldhole by Stupidwhore93 January 11, 2021
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Coldolence
noun. Cold-ol-ence. An expression of sympathy for someone experiencing a bad cold. Similar to condolence except this word is used expressly for someone who is sick.
Susan approaches her friend Caryn who is sneezing and her eyes are visibly swollen and red.
Susan: "Oh my, what is going on with you, Caryn?"
Caryn: "Aaachoo!!! Oh doe, I dink I hab a code"
Susan: "You poor dear, you have my coldolences"
Susan: "Oh my, what is going on with you, Caryn?"
Caryn: "Aaachoo!!! Oh doe, I dink I hab a code"
Susan: "You poor dear, you have my coldolences"
Coldolence by brokenheartmender January 19, 2011
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