col.- the property of being excessively awesome, cool, epic, Etc. can be used in place of cool, but generally is reserved for something more 'awesome'; not used as commonly as cool, but reserved for occasions where 'cool' would seem passé.
by jadecol. May 04, 2010
Minh: Yo mamma is soo fat she paints her lipstick on with a paint roller.
Claire: Yo mamma is soo fat she ate the paint roller!
Minh: COL!
Claire: COL!
Claire: Yo mamma is soo fat she ate the paint roller!
Minh: COL!
Claire: COL!
by Minhcredible December 19, 2009
Lazy dude: Can you turn off the TV?
Girlfriend: For Col crying out loud its right next to you.
Lazy dude: Oh, can you turn it off?
Girlfriend: For Col crying out loud its right next to you.
Lazy dude: Oh, can you turn it off?
by Grilled Pickles March 17, 2010
Short for Lavacol, a brand of rubbing alcohol used for inexpensive intoxication by Sioux Indians in South Dakota
by aardworm October 23, 2012
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No-one is entirely sure who or what col is, therefore this is expressed by people in a number of ways. Does anyone know who col is? We seek the truth.
1. "whos col?"
2. "yeah i know, but whos col?"
3. "wtf is col?"
4. "col is a 48 year old paedo who knows robbie"
2. "yeah i know, but whos col?"
3. "wtf is col?"
4. "col is a 48 year old paedo who knows robbie"
by Pabla February 14, 2005
Similar in context as the internet abbreviation 'lol', but this time standing for 'Clap Out Loud'. This is the act of clapping hysterically while laughing.
Miles: Why did the chicken cross the road?
David: Oh Jesus not another chicken joke.
Miles: It didn't, it stayed in the farm!
David: COL. :D
David: Oh Jesus not another chicken joke.
Miles: It didn't, it stayed in the farm!
David: COL. :D
by ActiasLuna February 23, 2009