cojonical 

An act that takes cojones (balls, guts) to complete.

Standing up to the boss like that was quite cojonical.

cojonical by Billy1 June 22, 2008

chronically online

Someone who is basically always on the internet and their entire existence revolves around being on the internet. People who are chronically online typically have no real friends IRL, and stay online starting useless debates that literally achieve nothing outside of a screen.

Giselle: Have you seen the weird new girl? I heard her name was Luna.
Winter: Yeah, she hasn’t interacted with anyone since she’s chronically online. She spends her days debating people over ships.

chronically online by illwegal June 20, 2021

Canonically 

Relating to a canon. The word is mostly used in fan fiction to describe a piece of information as official.

Canonically, the Among Us impostors are an alien species that can shapeshift.

Canonically by Slymeball January 25, 2021

Ass Colonialism 

When your fucking your girl in the ass exclusively and you decide that it might be a good place to live, so move in for a long period of time.

At which hour thy fucking thy wench in the rampallian exclusively and thee decideth yond t might beest a valorous lodging to liveth, so moveth in f'r a longeth p'riod of timeth.

Colin: Did you hear about shahyar and fatima?
Me: No what happened?
Colin: He parked his boat in her ass! ;)
Me: Oh Ass Colonialism?
Colin: Yes exactly.

Ass Colonialism by Caleb_DeBrusk September 9, 2020

Chronically Online

Someone who is so absorbed into online life and discourse that they become unfamiliar with things off the internet. They may also form opinions/arguments that have no meaning or actual importance/depth outside of the internet and online spaces.

"Yo April has been mostly online since they were 14."

"Man I can tell, she was arguing about the oppression olympics the other day."

"Yeah. That sounds like they've been chronically online."

Chronically Online by jii707 June 19, 2021

Colonial water pump 

When you meet someone special that is a half arm amputee. He/she grabs your penis with their good arm and you crank the "nub" pumping it, up and down like a an old fashioned water pump. The stroke is depending on what speed you want them to go

**Works the most efficiently when you are face to face

Bro, she gave me a colonial water pump last night and it was awesome

Colonial water pump by Henny2002 October 13, 2015

Colonial Style 

When you have sex as they would have in the colonial days.

Seamus: We were having sex colonial style, churning that butter!

Colonial Style by Teh Creature Talk September 8, 2011