assorted alcohol; mixture of various alcohols resulting in a violent eruption/evacuation. the college boy high; using ones' stomach for a science experiment usually resulting in explosive reactions.
by michael foolsley November 27, 2009
Get the cohols mug.Someone who is an absolute woke queen. They are scared of the government, and wears a tin foil hat just Incase their minds are read. They tend to be amazing at flirting and seducing. Also the queen of TikTok and the use of XD.
P1: omg i heard the government is trying to read our minds!
P2: omg what r u sure
P1: yes
P2: coolstorymybro!
P2: omg what r u sure
P1: yes
P2: coolstorymybro!
by anonymous February 3, 2019
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by people eat ice cream January 5, 2021
Get the Downtown Coolsville mug.Cools on Ice is used to describe something as cool but really it is the opposite/ is nerdy. This definition comes from the phrase itself, the phrase is obviously uncool but strangely cool at the same time.
When the phrase is said it is usually the case for the person he or she is with, to say Coolio. This is to show agreement with what the person is saying.
When the phrase is said it is usually the case for the person he or she is with, to say Coolio. This is to show agreement with what the person is saying.
1) Those maroon and mustard bow-ties look cools on ice.
2) Person 1: "I can do a roly-poly in my room with out hitting my head on the wall!"
Person 2: "Cools on Ice!!!"
Person 1: "I know, Coolio!"
2) Person 1: "I can do a roly-poly in my room with out hitting my head on the wall!"
Person 2: "Cools on Ice!!!"
Person 1: "I know, Coolio!"
by Coolmasters June 11, 2010
Get the Cools on Ice mug.In Bad Boys II, Will Smith and Martin Lawrence kept the audience in fits and stitches with coolspeak.
by William Dean A. Garner May 12, 2011
Get the Coolspeak mug.When a person makes a mistake or does something embarrassing and attempts to justify it by saying only cool people do it.
Example 1:
Man 1: "I cried when I watched Titanic."
Man 2: "You're a pussy."
Man 1: "Hey, only real men cry during Titanic!"
Man 1: "You're just trying to Coolstify yourself."
Example 2:
Man 1: "I just sucked that guy's dick."
Man 2: "Dude, that's gay!"
Man 1: "Only cool guys suck other guy's dicks."
Man 2: "No, you're gay."
Man 1: "I cried when I watched Titanic."
Man 2: "You're a pussy."
Man 1: "Hey, only real men cry during Titanic!"
Man 1: "You're just trying to Coolstify yourself."
Example 2:
Man 1: "I just sucked that guy's dick."
Man 2: "Dude, that's gay!"
Man 1: "Only cool guys suck other guy's dicks."
Man 2: "No, you're gay."
by Sembree January 23, 2013
Get the Coolstify mug.The most annoying type of person. They think they're cooler than shit, when in reality, they are beyond loserly. This is the opposite of losecooly.
A:"Ugh that girl over there is so coolserly!"
B:"Why?"
A:"She is so obviously loserly, yet she's trying to hang out with the popular kids."
B:"Why?"
A:"She is so obviously loserly, yet she's trying to hang out with the popular kids."
by Loserlynat October 19, 2013
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