cohols 

assorted alcohol; mixture of various alcohols resulting in a violent eruption/evacuation. the college boy high; using ones' stomach for a science experiment usually resulting in explosive reactions.

i drank all those cohols and was puking and deffing simultaneously; it was rough, boy!

cohols by michael foolsley November 27, 2009

coolstorymybro 

Someone who is an absolute woke queen. They are scared of the government, and wears a tin foil hat just Incase their minds are read. They tend to be amazing at flirting and seducing. Also the queen of TikTok and the use of XD.

P1: omg i heard the government is trying to read our minds!
P2: omg what r u sure
P1: yes
P2: coolstorymybro!

coolstorymybro by anonymous February 3, 2019

Downtown Coolsville 

A place where cool kids and people with light up Skechers live.

Guy: Nice Skechers bro!
Other guy: Welcome to Downtown Coolsville

Downtown Coolsville by people eat ice cream January 5, 2021

Cools on Ice 

Cools on Ice is used to describe something as cool but really it is the opposite/ is nerdy. This definition comes from the phrase itself, the phrase is obviously uncool but strangely cool at the same time.

When the phrase is said it is usually the case for the person he or she is with, to say Coolio. This is to show agreement with what the person is saying.

1) Those maroon and mustard bow-ties look cools on ice.

2) Person 1: "I can do a roly-poly in my room with out hitting my head on the wall!"

Person 2: "Cools on Ice!!!"

Person 1: "I know, Coolio!"

Cools on Ice by Coolmasters June 11, 2010

Coolspeak

a style of talking in which the words and sentences comes across as cool and hip.

In Bad Boys II, Will Smith and Martin Lawrence kept the audience in fits and stitches with coolspeak.

Coolspeak by William Dean A. Garner May 12, 2011

Coolstify

When a person makes a mistake or does something embarrassing and attempts to justify it by saying only cool people do it.

Example 1:
Man 1: "I cried when I watched Titanic."
Man 2: "You're a pussy."
Man 1: "Hey, only real men cry during Titanic!"
Man 1: "You're just trying to Coolstify yourself."

Example 2:
Man 1: "I just sucked that guy's dick."
Man 2: "Dude, that's gay!"
Man 1: "Only cool guys suck other guy's dicks."
Man 2: "No, you're gay."

Coolstify by Sembree January 23, 2013

Coolserly 

The most annoying type of person. They think they're cooler than shit, when in reality, they are beyond loserly. This is the opposite of losecooly.

A:"Ugh that girl over there is so coolserly!"
B:"Why?"
A:"She is so obviously loserly, yet she's trying to hang out with the popular kids."

Coolserly by Loserlynat October 19, 2013