coffee shit

the urgent daily ritual of emptying one’s bowel after two cups of the magic morning liquid.

I just finished my second cup and I really need to take a coffee shit right fucking now

by Vesla June 26, 2022

Shit Coffee

Another name for Kopi Luwak

I wonder why people pay up so much for shit coffee

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 19, 2020

shit coffee

Shit coffee what's to explain

Oh Tom you white faggot icant drink this shit coffee its actually piss

by Datmemeguy May 23, 2018

Coffee Tar Shit

When your bowel movement smells of coffee, and has the consistency and color of tar. Usually caused by ingesting copious amounts of coffee

I was pulled over by the police last night. And I had a massive coffee tar shit in the back of their car. It was wild"

by anonymous April 26, 2022

shit on the coffee table

To make yourself at home.

Brad shit on the coffee table at work when the boss was away!

by Big Fish Tony January 2, 2012

coffee shits

when you drink a lot of coffee on an empty stomach, and then in about an hour or so you have to shit

Yo dude, i went to dunkies this morning, had a few medium regulars, and then all throughout the day i had the coffee shits

by MSHiggins December 18, 2008

Coffee Shits

After drinking coffee and eating tons of carbs then running you take a fiery, steamy, burning hot shit with a fudge-like consistency. It usually happens within an hour of coffee, with a smell similar to dead people, shit, and coffee combined. Even worse, it strikes without warning for the next hour leaving your pants in a shit covered hell.

Guy A "I love drinking coffee then eating pasta then running! Don't you?"
Guy B "Dude, your gonna get coffee shits..."
Guy A "Naa, I've got a colon of steel I...I need to change..."

by Dr. mcjesus100 March 28, 2010