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Coffee mate 

Goodaye, want some coffee mate?
Coffee mate by Fun-ee April 24, 2022

Coffee Mate 

When you are making a man/woman a hot beverage (coffee) and realise there is no milk.

You grip your penis and pump into the beverage until you ejaculate... don't forget to stir!
Jack: hey Katie, we had no milk so I gave you some coffee mate instead.
Coffee Mate by Daggatron January 16, 2017

409 In Your Coffeemaker 

A song by Green Day. It's about how boring school is, but it's also rumoured that Billie Joe once put 409 in his teachers coffee. 409 In Your Coffeemaker can you find on the album 1039 Smoothed Out Slappy Hours
I listened to 409 In Your Coffeemaker

Coffeenate 

To drink coffee and become totally amped up by the caffeine.
Ugh it's 6AM, I must coffeenate.

Don't speak to me until I've been coffeenated!
Coffeenate by Alpha_A April 24, 2014

Coffeegate 

The act of spilling one's coffee on one's homework resulting in certain death and lack of sleep.
"What are you doing"
"Drinking coffee and doing homework"
"You fool. Did you all not learn from Aaron and coffeegate"

Coffeemate 

Noun. A cutsey, nonbinary term for a significant other who is obsessed with coffee and dislikes the term date mate and is too soon for the term partner.
Hello, this is my coffeemate, (name).
Coffeemate by VictorySea January 25, 2021
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briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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