Cockwobble

Noun: A person, usually male, who is acting in an undesired way, similar to asshat. Generally used when a man appears to be thinking with his tiny lower brain especially when engaging in displays of proverbial dick measuring. Altered form of the British slang Cockwomble.

Adj: To describe something ridiculous

"I can't believe Chad sent all the women in the class a dick pic, he's such a gobshite, cockwobble!" "What is this cockwobbling mess?"

by RoguePixie July 8, 2020

Cockwobbler

When you want to use a unique word for insulting a friend.

Shut up you little cockwobbler.

Look at all these damn cockwobblers.

by TrevBot June 7, 2013

cockwobble

Cockwobble is a word used when a girl goes to sit down on your Penis and misses making it wobble

Oh shit that cockwobble hurt

by Howsitgoing123 January 19, 2017

Cockwobble

When you shag a woman with a monster pussy, you wobble your cock to touch the sides

I had to do a cockwobble to touch the sides

by Barry Vulva March 7, 2020