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cockwomblery 

The state of, and actions involved with, being a Cockwomble
The steady stream of cockwomblery from Kevin is truly astounding.
cockwomblery by ehlana March 13, 2023
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Cockwomble

(noun) A person, usually male, prone to making outrageously stupid statements and/or inappropriate behaviour while generally having a very high opinion of their own wisdom and importance.

synonyms: fuckwit, shit-for-brains
Eric Bristow won the World Darts Championship on no fewer than five separate occasions despite being a complete and utter cockwomble of the highest order.
Cockwomble by Downsie2001 November 29, 2016

Cockwomble

A completely useless person that spouts constant bullshit
That Andrew is such a Cockwomble
Cockwomble by Cockwombler October 2, 2015
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Cockwomble

Why that cockwomble Neil Doncaster has sat on his arse for so long is unbelievable.
Cockwomble by Hairbear November 4, 2012

Cockwomble

Don't speak to that guy, he's a complete cockwomble!
Cockwomble by Uncle Psychosis September 15, 2004

Cockwomble

Male-directed insult. Also describes the tendency to rummage in your underwear massaging ones genitals as if looking for litter to pick up (hence womble )
Look at that guy. He is such a cockwomble.
Cockwomble by Covbaby August 24, 2012

Cockwomble

Male-directed insult: An unintelligent fucktard who has an opinion and a big mouth. Bullshit spout.
Cockwomble: David Cameron is a Cockwomble
Cockwomble by ZegDrop December 26, 2015
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