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cockvomit 

She ate my cockvomit.... Dirty fuckin slut
cockvomit by BennieB December 30, 2006
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cockvomit 

The produce of trying to "short-cut" it to the top.

When a job offer for £85-90k requires cock sucking, it is likely to be pretty bad. The worst of this situation is when the subject's member is cheesy. In fact the smell is so bad that it makes you want to vomit.

Stabbing your tonsils with a cheesy cock while already wanting to vomit produces cockvomit.

It burnses.
Arrgh!! You darn fool, I don't pay you this insane celery to get cockvomit on my shoes!
cockvomit by Njoroge October 25, 2004
A joke of the name from the Genshin Impact character Sangonomiya Kokomi, her name is combined with cock to make cockomi
Kokomi in an urinal or should i say "cockomi"
Cockomi by i ate my dinosaur figure September 6, 2022

Cockmitment

Being commited to one girl in a relationship.
Greg: I jack it to a mental picture of my girl 90% of the time and don't look at porn often.

Chase: Bro, that's some serious Cockmitment!
Cockmitment by The Urban Dicts October 15, 2009

master cocksmith 

One who believes he's great with the penis. A master of sorts.
Look at Dan over there. He thinks he's a real Master Cocksmith.
master cocksmith by Thisisbullshit! December 19, 2013

Cocksmith 

The profession of crafting artificial penises, dicks, "cocks" and other penetrating falic fabrications for the purpose of self sexual satisfaction.
John Holmes was approached by many cocksmith's wishing to copy his endowment.
Cocksmith by burt macklyn January 24, 2015
The question of which body part has the highest marginal gains in cock appeal when you were guaranteed that the rest would be average, becomes an even more harder question because of the non 0 values and multiple possible local maximas. Solving this question would require the use of complex algorithms like stochastic gradient ascend etc. Thankfully we dont have to answer the harder version of the problems since we are only looking for an approximation of the true answer. Back to the simplifed question. Now that we've decided our variable intervals only thing left would be to construct a cock appeal function from given values. To attain given values we would have to use reasonably sized polls, voted by the genshin players from multiple genshin fanbases. Using the poll with 10332 answers named "Size or Girth?🥵🥵" we could graph this function with relative accuracy. After the graphing, the statistics show us that girth/bend has %63,15 more effect on sexual appeal compared to size when the other is at its bare minimum. Thus approximating the questions answer as girth having more effect on cock appeal.
r/okbuddygenshin user: COCK CHECK GUYS
SexWithKokomi69: 👍
anon: cockomi
cockomi by w89d7g June 1, 2022
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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mormon assault vehicle

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"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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