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cockmite 

When a male termite mates with a female cockroach, the female will then hatch eggs which are a hybrid of the two insect species. One part cockroach and one part termite. They are known to feed on both timber and garbage, making them a big pest problem.
This insect is called a cockmite.
“Hey Geoff check out that cockmite, it’s a big one!”
cockmite by M8y1995 December 19, 2018
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cockmite 

person or persons that are or are becoming the embodiment of a duesch-bag
Damn dude, that guy is a cockmite and a half.
cockmite by Anonymous May 25, 2003

Cockmitment

Being commited to one girl in a relationship.
Greg: I jack it to a mental picture of my girl 90% of the time and don't look at porn often.

Chase: Bro, that's some serious Cockmitment!
Cockmitment by The Urban Dicts October 15, 2009

cockbite 

According to members of the Red Army, all members of the Blue Army are cockbites. According to members of the Blue Army, all members of the Red Army are cockbites.
"Youuu cockbite!" - Pvt. Dick Simmons
cockbite by Ku Genin June 9, 2003

cockbite 

the word used on the best web site ever that is said to describe an asshole, dickhead, idiot, n00b, or any other stupid person
That O'mally guy is such a cockbite.
Don't be a cockbite, join Blue Army
cockbite by Ha2master September 22, 2005

Cockmeter 

A better word for foot or a measure unit for the male genital.
How tall are you?
I'm 6 cockmeters tall.

How long is your dick?
It's 80 cockmeters long.
Cockmeter by BabatundeMadimba December 2, 2020

COCKBITE 

the genetic combination of a rooster and false teeth
number one... that is offensive and....... i am not a cockbite...
COCKBITE by Mung February 19, 2004
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