cocktug

to pull vigoriously on ones cock, can also be used as an insult

Look what you did you fucking cocktug!

by K Lahey October 1, 2007

Cockturtle

A word used when pissed off at someone.

„You are a cockturtle!“

by Cockturtle March 18, 2021

Cocktagon

A place where males go to take a piss at Penn State football tailgates that is in a form of an octagon with urinal stations without any dividers.

Chad: Yo where’s the cocktagon?

Brad: what do you mean?
Chad: That porta potty that has 8 urinal stations that’s in the shape of an octagon without any dividers.

Brad: Ah I saw one over by the fence. There was a huge line.

by stater69 October 4, 2021

Cocktus Jack

when you take the travis scott meal toy from McDonalds and cover it in cactus spikes then shove it up your ass

"hey bro you get the travis scott meal?"
"yeah i got it with a side of cocktus jack"
"sweet"

by CocktusJack September 21, 2020

Cocktus

After a man shaves his never-regions and leaves prickly stubble, his cock and balls temporarily resembles a skin coloured cactus, thus becoming a cocktus.

Hey Jenny, how did it go with Iain last night, did he give you a night to remember?

He sure did! I think he shaved his pubes a few days ago because it felt like he shoved a cactus up my vag! It’s was so fucking prickly, and now it’s sooo itchy down there...

Ohh dammmn Jenny! Iain stuck you with his cocktus, we all been there! Get some Sudocrem on that shit!

by LordCowPat October 7, 2020

cocktographer

A male who takes photographs of their genitalia!

Jim likes to take photos of his manhood, he truly is a cocktographer!

by Fete October 16, 2005

Cockturtles

The plural of cockturtle. Commonly used when a person is angry at a group of people.

“You’re all bunch of fucking cockturtles!”

by Cockturtle March 19, 2021